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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
Endymion
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2005 03:58 am
That's how my heart goes- does yours?
Yes, but sometimes my heart really soars
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Vivien
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2005 04:32 am
That's how my heart goes- does yours?
Yes, but sometimes my heart really soars
or goes all of a flutter
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2005 04:43 am
That's how my heart goes- does yours?
Yes, but sometimes my heart really soars
or goes all of a flutter
melts like hot butter
when I am with the one I adores.

Did that line make you say "aawwww"?
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Francis
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2005 10:12 am
Did that line make you say "aawwww"?
Yes because that I never saw
Writen by such select NewYorker
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benjamino
 
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Reply Mon 1 Aug, 2005 04:45 am
Did that line make you say "aawwww"?
Yes because that I never saw
Writen by such select NewYorker
though i fear he's a porker
and has trouble getting through the door

let's lower the tone and be rude
for limericks are s'posed to be crude
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 1 Aug, 2005 05:00 am
let's lower the tone and be rude
for limericks are s'posed to be crude
Did you hear 'bout the lass
Who had such a tight ass
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 1 Aug, 2005 05:52 am
let's lower the tone and be rude
for limericks are s'posed to be crude
Did you hear 'bout the lass
Who had such a tight ass
She just loved prancing round in the nude

There once was a young Albuquerquian
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 1 Aug, 2005 06:10 am
There once was a young Albuquerquian
Whose ethical stand was quite Burkeian.
His ideas on aesthetics
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 1 Aug, 2005 07:30 am
There once was a young Albuquerquian
Whose ethical stand was quite Burkeian.
His ideas on aesthetics
Were often so mimetics
I thought he was a lot Kafkaian.

Around a barbecue I've seen
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 1 Aug, 2005 05:29 pm
Around a barbecue I've seen

Two bints dressed up in visqueen

I could see through the holes

The moles and the roles

And they're only eating ice-cream.
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2005 05:54 am
Now the weather has turned warm today
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2005 07:04 am
Now the weather has turned warm today

Which one presumes with you is okay
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Herema
 
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Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2005 01:34 pm
Now the weather has turned warm today
Which one presumes with you is okay
Are the dog days of summer
Driving a brand new hummer
More fun than the snow of yesterday?

Icecream sandwiches dripping down your chin
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kirsten
 
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Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2005 04:01 pm
Ice cream sandwiches dripping down your chin
I love them but am trying to stay thin
So I share with the dog
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Herema
 
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Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2005 04:57 pm
Ice cream sandwiches dripping down your chin
I love them but am trying to stay thin
So I share with the dog
Go for a short jaunting jog
And let the cat lick my sticky fingers again

Now I am way too hot from all this sun
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carlotta
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2005 06:48 pm
It is not a good day for a run
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Herema
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2005 07:28 pm
Now I am way too hot from all this sun
It is not a good day for a run
But just on a little whim
I could go for a swim
Ice cold lemonade would add to the fun

For that matter, I could use that beer
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carlotta
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2005 10:27 pm
A tall foaming glass of good cheer
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 4 Aug, 2005 01:49 am
For that matter, I could use that beer
A tall foaming glass of good cheer
I could say "Prost!" or "L'Chaim!"
And have a good time
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Francis
 
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Reply Thu 4 Aug, 2005 03:28 am
For that matter, I could use that beer
A tall foaming glass of good cheer
I could say "Prost!" or "L'Chaim!"
And have a good time
With real friends, oh dear!

That would be nice, I think
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