That would be nice, I think,
out for a nosh and a drink.
Good talk with good folks
deep ideas and silly jokes
That would be nice, I think,
out for a nosh and a drink.
Good talk with good folks
deep ideas and silly jokes
even on some kind of kink
I'll go for a walk with Joe
I'll go for a walk with Joe
a bit of a twit, but a good schmoe
I'll go for a walk with Joe
A bit of a twit,but a schmoe
He's got bandy legs and hands full of segs
And an arse that's slung a bit low.
That's a bit below the belt
I'll go for a walk with Joe
A bit of a twit, but a good schmoe
He's got bandy legs
and hands full of segs
And an arse that's slung a bit low
That's a bit below the belt
But certainly heartfelt
That's a bit below the belt
But certainly heartfelt
That I'm not sure at all
For some, even if you call
For the matter are dwelt.
Under the blue skies of Paris
Under the blue skies of Paris
One lingers and one tarries.
But, now let me see,
Should that rhyme with'Paree'?
Under the blue skies of Paris
One lingers and one tarries.
But, now let me see,
Should that rhyme with'Paree'?
Don't ask me, I'm out on the terrace.
Does Paris rhyme with the word Ferrous
or the home run hitter Roger Maris?
Does Paris rhyme with the word Ferrous
or the home run hitter Roger Maris?
If you want to know, Joe
That's where you should go, Joe
I'd ask, but I'd be embarrassed.
McTag needs a new 1st line.
Other than that, he's just fine.
The limerick lengthens with time
And it's not cost a cent or a dime
Perpetual motion
And help from Joe Notion
And different ideas of rhyme
Hey, time for Yours T to turn in
Hey, time for Yours T to turn in
unhand me, you foul winded gin.
I'm as drunk as a Texan,
All yee haw, and flexin'
Hey, time for Yours T to turn in
unhand me, you foul-winded gin
I'm as drunk as a Texan
All yee haw, and flexin
Howdee and Y'all come back agin
Designated drivers in Texas
Last one standing amongst us
Designated drivers in Texas
Last one standing amongst us
But lost keys for the truck
I guess we're all stuck
Designated drivers in Texas
Last one standing amongst us
But lost keys for the truck
I guess we're all stuck
Unless we steal that there Lexus.
Man, this thing really flies!
Man, this thing really flies!
It's got wheels and wings for the skies,
Man,this thing really flies!
It's got wheels and wings for the skies,
It's screwy and scatty and entirely batty,
And will be 'til it finally dies.
There must be a way to find out,
There must be a way to find out
If whisky really causes gout.
I cannot believe
