He's installing my new lightning rods
So I'll never get zapped by the gods.
Intercepting the bolts
Cast down on us dolts
By those nutters with heavenly bods.
+++++++++++++
Unbowed by the gathering gloom,
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McTag
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Sun 10 Jul, 2005 01:35 am
Unbowed by the gathering gloom
Or other harbingers of doom
I sing along brightly
And floss my teeth nightly
While piling sandbags in my room
Another warm day has now dawned
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Clary
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Sun 10 Jul, 2005 01:45 am
Another warm day has now dawned
And Pan, the God Hairy and Horned
Is worshipped in Totters
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McTag
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Sun 10 Jul, 2005 05:39 am
Another warm day has now dawned
And Pan, the God Hairy and Horned
Is worshipped in Totters
You're kidding! The rotters!
I thought heathen worship was scorned?
Of the Green Man I ofttimes have heard
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McTag
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Sun 10 Jul, 2005 05:40 am
(He drinks in Dog & Duck, Chard)
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theollady
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Sun 10 Jul, 2005 08:11 am
Of the Green Man I ofttimes have heard
He packs in the food by the herd
The pic on his can
Is a healthy man
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spendius
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Sun 10 Jul, 2005 08:49 am
But Jane says he's just a soft nerd.
A fat woman got off the train
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McTag
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Sun 10 Jul, 2005 09:50 am
A fat woman got off the train
And stood soaking wet in the rain
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theollady
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Sun 10 Jul, 2005 10:33 am
A fat woman got off the train
And stood soaking wet in the rain
while wet undies slip
her knees she did grip
But the drawers came down just the same.
Hey Bud, would you give me a pin?
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Clary
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Sun 10 Jul, 2005 02:49 pm
Hey Bud, would you give me a pin?
I must keep my underwear in.
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McTag
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Sun 10 Jul, 2005 03:21 pm
Hey Bud, would you give me a pin?
I must keep my underwear in
If my wear is not under
My obvious blunder
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theollady
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Sun 10 Jul, 2005 06:58 pm
Hey Bud, would you give me a pin?
I must keep my underwear in
If my wear is not under
My obvious blunder
Will be that I've gotten too thin
Some where, all the sunshine has gone
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McTag
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Sun 10 Jul, 2005 11:34 pm
Somewhere all the sunshine has gone
The reasons, we needn't dwell on
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theollady
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Mon 11 Jul, 2005 08:47 am
Somewhere all the sunshine has gone
The reasons, we needn't dwell on
So put on a smile
Put your feet up awhile
We will feast on movies and popcorn
(so its not a perfect rhyme... ho hum
Are the transits on time today?
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benjamino
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Tue 12 Jul, 2005 03:21 am
are the transits on time today?
i got irksome when they're late
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theollady
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Tue 12 Jul, 2005 08:33 am
are the transits on time today?
i got irksome when they're late
What is not funny
I lost my money
Now, I will have to walk anyway.
Humidity is boiling my skin!
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kirsten
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Tue 12 Jul, 2005 04:25 pm
Humidity is boiling my skin
So I'm wearing a shirt that's quite thin
Embarrassed I'm not
Let the boys know I'm hot
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McTag
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Wed 13 Jul, 2005 12:14 am
Humidity is boiling my skin
So I'm wearing a shirt that's quite thin
Embarrassed I'm not
Let the boys know I'm hot
Hey, you there! Yes, you! Let's begin!
Another hot day has now dawned
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spendius
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Wed 13 Jul, 2005 07:26 am
Another hot day has now dawned
And 200 million have spawned,
Or so I've been told by folk tales of old
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McTag
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Wed 13 Jul, 2005 10:28 am
Another hot day has now dawned
And 200 million have spawned
Or so I've been told
By folk tales of old
Or maybe perhaps I've been conned
