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benjamino
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 09:09 am
He wore his best kilt at the table
and tried as much as he was able.
To deflect any queries,
as to the state of his berries
but hiding them was imposs-able

hiya!! guess who's back Smile

"pants" he exclaimed "bah, who needs 'em"
for my kilt affords me some freedom
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 09:14 am
welcome back!

"pants" he exclaimed "bah, who needs 'em"
for my kilt affords me some freedom
And what I wear under?
Well, hoots, it's no wonder
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 09:15 am
"pants" he exclaimed "bah, who needs 'em"
for my kilt affords me some freedom
My nadgers do swing
In the breeze with my thing
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 09:16 am
OOOPs! I defer, of course.
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 09:53 am
Well, whoever comes next will have an interesting time getting a last line which fits either...
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 10:38 am
Clary wrote:
Well, whoever comes next will have an interesting time getting a last line which fits either...


A loose fit may have to be resorted to...I specialise in those.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 11:18 am
"pants" he exclaimed "bah, who needs 'em"
for my kilt affords me some freedom
And what I wear under?
Well, hoots, it's no wonder
I stopped wearing pants since I weed'em.

He took her back with him to Mull
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 01:19 pm
He took her back with him to Mull
Where he lived with his mum and un-cle
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 01:41 pm
He took her back with him to Mull
Where he lived with his mum and un-cle.
His mum was distressed
When they both confessed
That they planned for a night of push/pull.

++++++++++++++++++++

But his Mum took it all in stride
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 01:45 pm
But his Mum took it all in her stride
She's a game girl, it can't be denied
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 03:52 pm
But his Mum took it all in her stride
She's a game girl, it can't be denied
Though her knickers be tattered,
'twas hardly what mattered.
When it came time for Johnny to hide.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Shut your eyes, and think of Britain.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 09:54 pm
Shut your eyes, and think of Britain
If your partner by passion, is smitten
While he's on the jobby
Proceed with your hobby
And finish that sweater you're knittin'


A bubble bath helps one unwind
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 10:00 pm
A bubble bath helps one unwind,
and gives some relief to the mind.
Some write books or play checkers,
Ellpus curses the feckers.
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jul, 2005 02:08 am
A bubble bath helps one unwind,
and gives some relief to the mind.
Some write books or play checkers,
Ellpus curses the feckers
While he pinches his footman's behind.

The lives led by our aristocracy
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jul, 2005 02:32 am
The lives led by our aristocracy
Have no need of wraps or hypocracy.
They enjoy a great life
Castle, horses and wife
And aren't too involved in democracy.

There's a man climbing up to my roof
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benjamino
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jul, 2005 02:59 am
There's a man climbing up to my roof
should i tell him the tiles are loose?
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jul, 2005 05:05 am
There's a man climbing up to my roof
should i tell him the tiles are loose?
That my gutters all leak,
My floors tend to squeak,
And my walls are much less than soundproof?

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He's installing my new lightning rods
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jul, 2005 05:07 am
He's installing my new lightning rods
So I'll never get zapped by the gods
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jul, 2005 05:09 am
He's installing my new lightning rods
Intercepting the bolts from the Gods
Or the bods from the golts
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jul, 2005 08:50 am
He's installing my new lightning rods
So I'll never get zapped by the gods.
Intercepting the bolts
Cast down on us dolts
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