Meanwhile Kidman can wear her high heels
And pursue some bewitching ideals
Just what could those be?
Something fish-bicycley?
But her work is in reels, not on wheels
I must say, I like Miss Nicole
I must say, I like Miss Nicole
She adapts nicely to each new role.
And I should aver
It speaks well of her
To have booked that Cruise to the North Pole.
+++++++++++++++++++++++
But enough of her psychotic ex,
Nicole's at the cinemaplex
But enough of her psychotic ex
Nicole's at the cinemaplex
Buying popcorn, I think,
And something to drink,
And something to drink was put up,
In a cute little china type cup
And she passed me a cake
Which she'd told me she'd bake
And I saved a small piece for her pup.
Well that's a strange limerick, Spendius
Attenuated a bit in the endius
It's five lines, all told
So let us be bold
And let's try hard to make amendius
Right now Federer is on Centre Court
So McTag is a stickler for form
And has been since he was born
With a mind in a trance to a syllable dance
But his scansion is sadly forlorn.
(Touche- I did try for better scansion in that one, briefly, but gave up. Yours is good, though- perfect)
Okay now what, he said to the others
Okay now what, he said to the others
Should we play with someone who bothers
Is cleverness enough
Or should we get tough
With this chap who has all sorts of drothers.
There once was a clever young man
There once was a clever young man
Went off to the coast in a van
There once was a clever young man
Went off to the coast in a van
He retuned in a blimp,
with a noticeable limp.
In a rage like Desperate Dan.
What's the rules Mac?
The rules (which seem to be made to be broken, and are probably at the front end of this thread) are understood by me to be as follows:
On an ongoing limerick, add a line to what goes before
If you finish a limerick, you start the next one off
That's all.
Sometimes, in a fit of creativity and brilliance, a person might write two or more lines, or even a whole limerick of their own, if they feel so inclined.
So far, no-one has been successfully sued for doing this (although the criminal evidence is there).
So I start it off.That's easy.
There was a young woman from Hull
There was a young woman from Hull
Was struck on the head by a gull
There was a young woman from Hull
Was struck on the head by a gull
The woman was fine
There was a young woman from Hull
Was struck on the head by a gull
The woman was fine
And went home to dine
With a friend from the Island of Mull
He wore his best kilt at the table
There was a young woman from Hull
Was struck on the head by a gull
The woman was fine
And went home to dine
On the seafowl that bounced from her skull.
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The rights groups soon learned of her meal
Spendius: Rule #61: He who posts first, wins ...
<bowing to the House of Ellpus.>
He wore his best kilt at the table
and tried as much as he was able.
To deflect any queries,
as to the state of his berries.
