Her husband would not be left out,
He hated the shape of his snout
Detested his schnozz
And that was because
Her husband would not be left out,
He hated the shape of his snout.
Detested his schnozz
And that was because
It would flap and ache from the gout.
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That poor man and Jimmy Durante
Were graced with probosci unscanty
(I do the fillings in the sandwich? The cream in the sponge? The kirsch in the torte?)
That poor man and Jimmy Durante
Were graced with probosci unscanty
Those noses? Holy Moses!
So vast, one supposes
That poor man and Jimmy Durante
Were graced with probosci unscanty
Those noses? Holy Moses!
So vast, one supposes
came in handy for
sniffing of panty.
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The mind is a terrible thing
(Nice work McT!)
The mind is a terrible thing
When you find yourself having a fling
For a conscience clear
You may have to pay dear
McTag wrote:(I do the fillings in the sandwich? The cream in the sponge? The kirsch in the torte?)
And the pepperoni, Italian sausage, & onion in the stromboli, too.
Nobody does it better than you, McTag.
The mind is a terrible thing
When you find yourself having a fling
For a conscience clear
You may have to pay dear ...
To be safe, go appraise your wife's ring.
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You may pay through the nose for your fun
You may pay through the nose for your fun
But remember, when all's said and done
It's cheaper by far
You may pay through the nose for your fun
But remember, when all's said and done
It's cheaper by far
To have sex in your car
Assuming she's at least twenty-one.
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So much for my dating advice
So much for my dating advice ,
whose roads lead directly to vice.
I calls 'em like I see 'em,
What the hell? Carpe diem.
So much for my dating advice ,
whose roads lead directly to vice.
I calls 'em like I see 'em,
What the hell? Carpe diem ...
Just don't carpe the wrong merchandise.
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Scientology's posterboy
Bubbles forth with effluent joy
Scientology's posterboy
Bubbles forth with effluent joy
From the tower of Eiffel,
with nary a stifle.
Scientology's posterboy
Bubbles forth with effluent joy
From the tower of Eiffel,
with nary a stifle:
"This time it's the real McCoy!"
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Katie is McCoy #3
Katie is McCoy #3
Rumor has it that she is a she .
Katie is McCoy #3
Rumor has it that she is a she.
The belle of Toledo
And groom in tuxedo
"In love" for a month -- we will see.
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The devout scientologist
When questioned, he quickly gets pissed
The devout scientologist
When questioned, he quickly gets pissed
To us, that means drunk
So take care, Whoodathunk
Or your drift could be easily missed
"Pissed as a rat", you may hear
Or "drunk as a skunk" on bad beer
"Pissed as a rat", you may hear
Or "drunk as a skunk" on bad beer.
Also on this side
It's known as "pie-eyed"
Along with a bevy, some queer:
Pie-eyed (adj) :very drunk. Synonyms: besotted, blind drunk, blotto, crocked, fuddled, loaded, pissed, pixilated, plastered, potty, slopped, sloshed, smashed, soaked, soused, sozzled, squiffy, stiff, tiddly, tiddley, tight, tipsy, wet
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Cruise is not drunk, just besotted
Hey how informative Whooda, thank you. There must indeed be a few more, some not very savoury...
Cruise is not drunk, just besotted
With the taller young lass he has potted
Cruise is not drunk, just besotted
With the taller young lass he has potted.
She's sadly naive
If she does believe
The cock & bull he has out-trotted.
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Meanwhile Kidman can wear her high heels
And pursue some bewitching ideals
Meanwhile Kidman can wear her high heels
And pursue some bewitching ideals
Just what could those be?
Something fish-bicycley?
