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pragmatic
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jun, 2005 05:09 pm
My dog's snoring next to my feet
No doubt, he is dreaming of meat.
Or of treeing the cat,
who has gotten quite fat.
The dog may like it as his arvo treat.

The most busiest times of life
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Tue 14 Jun, 2005 02:01 pm
The most busiest times of life
Belong to the gal with the knife.
Her name is Aretha;
She's seen your urethra --
'Cuz she works as the local midwife.

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Aretha is pretty, but dumb
She's not learned where babies come from
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 14 Jun, 2005 03:58 pm
Aretha is pretty, but dumb
She's not learned where babies come from
It's not the stork, dear,
They come from down here
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Tue 14 Jun, 2005 04:37 pm
Aretha is pretty, but dumb
She's not learned where babies come from
It's not the stork, dear,
They come from down here
Which explains her lack of income.

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Her sister, Lil, is a wet nurse
From birth, she has lived with her curse.
Born with just one breast,
She gave it her best ...
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2005 12:57 am
Her sister, Lil, is a wet nurse
From birth, she has lived with her curse.
Born with just one breast,
She gave it her best
And that great big wap's fit to burst

My car's in the garage today
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benjamino
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2005 03:20 am
my car's in the garage today,
'cause it almost got eaten by snakes
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2005 04:57 am
<< Might have to tweak that snake line, Benj ...

My car's in the garage today
It's fresh from the Pope on E-Bay.
It shimmies and shakes
Inside they found snakes
And an oil voucher from Galloway.

Embarrassed

Please excuse me if I have been base,
You'll notice the flush on my face.
Because stones and sticks
And dread politics
Should flee from this thread quite apace.

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The tech said, "Sir, we have bad news ..."
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2005 05:14 pm
The tech said, "Sir, we have bad news ..."
"Your machine has a case of the blues."
"It's in deep despair,
and the only repair
for a thing like this is the booze."
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My wheels are awobble this morning.
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2005 11:38 pm
My wheels are awobble this morning
And some bits just fell off without warning
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jun, 2005 02:43 am
My wheels are awobble this morning
And some bits just fell off without warning
The carb has been fritzed
and the mechanic inisists
that the only good part left is the horning.

So I sat in the drive beep abeeping
twas worrisome for some people sleeping
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Clary
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jun, 2005 02:47 am
So I sat in the drive beep abeeping
twas worrisome for some people sleeping
They emerged with their guns
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benjamino
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jun, 2005 03:29 am
So I sat in the drive beep abeeping
twas worrisome for some people sleeping
They emerged with their guns
like a horde of mad huns
i broke down and started to weeping.
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whoodathunk.... i cant believe you changed my line about snakes! it took me hours to come up with that! haha your version was better tho i'll let it slip this time.
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it's glastonbury time again soon,
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jun, 2005 06:09 am
it's glastonbury time again soon,
MakingPovertyHistory's the tune
Saying to G8
Try to get it straight
In a musical manner this June.

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Tell me more about Glastonbury
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Tarah
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jun, 2005 02:50 pm
Tell me more about Glastonbury
As I've heard it's going to be so merry
With music blared loud
To all of the crowd
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jun, 2005 04:35 pm
Tell me more about Glastonbury
As I've heard it's going to be so merry
With music blared loud
To all of the crowd
And it's muddy there ususally, very

With the mud and the tents and the noise
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jun, 2005 05:36 pm
With the mud and the tents and the noise
The girls and the ladies, the men and the boys
all rock like the Mick
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Diane
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jun, 2005 06:22 pm
With the mud and the tents and the noise
The girls and the ladies, the men and the boys
all rock like the Mick
and swing with Grace Slick
While inhaling maturely, with poise.

Alas, a mudsucker has muddled
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jun, 2005 03:12 am
Alas, a mudsucker has muddled
And a field comprehensively puddled
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jun, 2005 06:42 am
Alas, a mudsucker has muddled
And a field comprehensively puddled
the shuttling sucker
the puddling mucker
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kirsten
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2005 07:38 am
Alas, a mudsucker has muddled
And a field comprehensively puddled
the shuttling sucker
the puddling mucker
Twas in such a bog he was cuddled

The cuddling resulted in progeny
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