I'm rather ashamed how that ends
But what's a spoilt lim between friends?
and I won't be repeating
that small bit of cheating
and hope the spoilt lim soon mends
These limericks are ever so jolly
These limericks are ever so jolly
After drunking two bOttles of "Bolly"
DriNkss hElps wiv mY GrammAr
But brings on My St-t-tammer
WhIch f-f-frightens My pArroT called P-P-Polly
She's old now wIv only One F-f-fevver
She's old now wIv only One F-f-fevver
And taking off takes her forever -
But, once under way,
Oh kaloo and kalay.....
She's old now wIv only One F-f-fevver
And taking off takes her forever -
But, once under way,
Oh kaloo and kalay.....
she can fly to the 12th moon of Never.
On the edge of the space/time continuum
On the edge of the space/time continuum
Are some space frogs, and Picard will bring you 'em
They have tendons like twine
And are best cooked in wine
And taste best when you de-sinew 'em.
Joe Nation's words are a pain
To rhyme with them buggers my brain
Joe Nation's words are a pain
To rhyme with them buggers my brain
Your brain is all buggered?
I think you're no sluggard-
Er, what was the question again?
Yes, jolly's the word I would use
Yes, jolly's the word I would use
With people that's not obtuse
Yes, jolly's the word I would use
With people that's not obtuse
But to be proper jolly
I dRuNk sum More Bolly
S-So my S-Stutter agAin You'LL e-eXcuse
I H-hope I am S-Sober toMorrow
I H-hope I am S-Sober toMorrow
With a hangover and sorrow
I H-hope I am S-Sober toMorrow
With a hangover and sorrow
For any such friend,
Whom I did so offend.
When their pants,
I endeavored to borrow.
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The publicans know me by name,
and have had quite enough of my game.
The publicans know me by name,
and have had quite enough of my game.
When I get drunk
I look like a punk
The publicans know me by name,
and have had quite enough of my game.
When I get drunk
I look like a punk
And that is my claim to fame !
Look, it's the teddy with a whip !
Look, it's the teddy with a whip!
Gautam, that's enough of your lip
Or else when we meet
In a quiet London street
I will take my whip and I'll let rip!
Are you now scared of the lash?
Are you now scared of the lash?
Does this question involve any cash?
Are you now scared of the lash?
Does this question involve any cash?
If so, I'm leaving now
If not, tell me how
Are you now scared of the lash?
Does this question involve any cash?
If so, I'm leaving now
If not, tell me how
Before I do anything rash
The fashion is no longer jeans
The fashion is no longer jeans
according to chic magazines.
ankle length skirts,
and bright patterned shirts.
are the rage with image mad teens.
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When wearing a thong made of wool
When wearing a thong made of wool
The guy that I saw looked a fool
A neighbouring cat
Looking up, seeing that
Stretched a paw up and gave it a pull
It then got all tangled up, shame
It then got all tangled up, shame
Then the cat stopped playing his game
The wool was all knotted
And the stripes became spotted
And ended up looking the same
My dog's snoring next to my feet
My dog's snoring next to my feet
No doubt, he is dreaming of meat.
Or of treeing the cat,
who has gotten quite fat.
