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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
blatham
 
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Reply Sun 9 Mar, 2003 07:27 pm
A tiger, a leopard, and me
Three as catty as catty could be
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Bibliophile the BibleGuru
 
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Reply Mon 10 Mar, 2003 03:04 pm
A tiger, a leopard, and me,
Three as catty as catty could be;
Then along came a dog
and a horny bullfrog
,
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 06:05 am
A tiger, a leopard, and me,
Three as catty as catty could be;
Then along came a dog
and a horny bullfrog,
So we ate 'em, and now we are three!



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I was pondering while walking along....

(Shocked Embarrassed)
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 06:06 am
Whole ? or while ?
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 06:25 am
I was pondering while walking along
When into my head popped this song...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 07:00 am
I was pondering while walking along
When into my head popped this song.
I sang my sweet ditty...
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 07:36 am
I was pondering while walking along
When into my head popped this song.
I sang my sweet ditty
I cheered up the city
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 07:46 am
I was pondering while walking along
When into my head popped this song.
I sang my sweet ditty
With lyrics so pretty
Quite forgot I was due in Hong Kong

An elephant met a lion one day....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 08:05 am
An elephant met a lion one day,
And said: "Pray, willyou come and play?"...
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 08:16 am
An elephant met a lion one day,
And said: "Pray, will you come and play?"...
I'm sorry McTag
Its the damned time lag
You start the next one -OK ?



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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 08:18 am
LOL!!!!!!!
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 08:38 am
I spent so long thinking-thud !, that by the time I posted poor old McTag had beaten me to it and I had not realised.

Lashings of apologies all round
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Bibliophile the BibleGuru
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 09:11 am
Lashings of apologies all round
This limerick is rather unsound
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 09:28 am
Apologise not, we got what we got
Of precedence sure I'm past caring
For what time has taught, just blank out the blot,
And enjoy all the rhyming we're sharing
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 09:45 am
Lashings of apologies all round
This limerick is rather unsound
The reason you see
It was not meant to be
A limerick-oh swallow me up ground !
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 08:27 pm
Next line dear HIAMA?

OK, I'll do it:

Twas a cold horrid night on the pond
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hiama
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 07:46 am
Twas a cold horrid night on the pond
The wrong time for prisoners to abscond...
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 07:53 am
Twas a cold horrid night on the pond
The wrong time for prisoners to abscond...
For prison uniforms are egregious
It would make them too conspicuous,
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 08:13 am
Twas a cold horrid night on the pond
The wrong time for prisoners to abscond...
For prison uniforms are egregious
It would make them too conspicuous,
Especially when teamed with a blonde!

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I can't think of an opening line...
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 08:14 am
I can't think of an opening line...
Cause I have been steadily imbibing since nine
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