It's time for the perfect diet,
I know one but do keep it quiet -
Eat veggies and fish
For every dish
You have to be frantic to try it.
The Atkins is all about carbs
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WhoodaThunk
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Thu 19 May, 2005 08:46 am
It's time for the perfect diet
maybe millions will try it.
We'll appear on tv
We'll send you some free
When you're hooked, we hope you will buy it.
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The Atkins is all about carbs
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McTag
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Thu 19 May, 2005 09:51 am
The Atkins is all about carbs
My new book is all about Narbs
They're extra-terrestrial
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Diane
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Thu 19 May, 2005 01:24 pm
The Atkins is all about carbs
My new book is all about Narbs
They're extra-terrestrial
And highly cholesteral
Out of this world, they are! (s)
Oh pity the day I went dieting
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WhoodaThunk
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Thu 19 May, 2005 02:13 pm
Oh pity the day I went dieting
It really was most disquieting.
McDonald's laid off
Almost half their staff (That rhymes in Britain, doesn't it?? )
Most of whom now are rioting.
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My belly's begun to rumble
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McTag
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Thu 19 May, 2005 02:18 pm
My belly's begun to rumble
So off to the fridge I will stumble
(That's icebox to you
But our word will do)
There's some leftover nice rhubarb crumble
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WhoodaThunk
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Thu 19 May, 2005 02:24 pm
<<Patiently waiting for McT's next starter line and dreaming of my grandmother's rhubarb crumble, strawberry rhubarb crumble actually. Not sure who/which I miss more ... >>
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WhoodaThunk
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Thu 19 May, 2005 02:25 pm
<<Then there's rhubarb cream pie ... >>
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Tarah
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Thu 19 May, 2005 02:26 pm
McTag we need a new line
Or else we will use one of mine
For while we are waiting
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WhoodaThunk
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Thu 19 May, 2005 02:26 pm
<<Slowly gaining weight and it's all McT's fault.>>
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WhoodaThunk
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Thu 19 May, 2005 02:28 pm
McTag we need a new line
Or else we will use one of mine
For while we are waiting
We're hallucinating
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McTag
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Thu 19 May, 2005 02:33 pm
Terribly sorry folks, I actually made one up and thought I had sent it; it was all about the angst and stress occasioned by the weighty responsibility of embarking on a new lim:
An onerous responsibility
To start a new poem with agility
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McTag
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Thu 19 May, 2005 02:34 pm
McTag we need a new line
Or else we will use one of mine
For while we are waiting
We're hallucinating
Just any old thing would be fine.
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WhoodaThunk
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Fri 20 May, 2005 02:58 am
An onerous responsibility
To start a new poem with agility.
On cheaters or skeeters
Rhymed in set meters
And within the bounds of civility.
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Brevity is the soul of wit
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Tarah
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Fri 20 May, 2005 06:46 am
Brevity is the soul of wit
And I don't disagree a bit
Why waffle for hours
Till your audience cowers
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Merry Andrew
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Fri 20 May, 2005 03:37 pm
Brevity is the soul of wit
And I don't disagree a bit
Why waffle for hours
Till your audience cowers
When you can be brief and then sit.
I stood up to say a few words
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Tarah
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Fri 20 May, 2005 03:46 pm
I stood up to say a few words
About the mess caused by birds
My washing is stained
Again and again
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Merry Andrew
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Fri 20 May, 2005 03:48 pm
I stood up to say a few words
About the mess caused by birds
My washing is stained
Again and again
By all those avian turds.
I'm no good at making a speech
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McTag
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Sat 21 May, 2005 05:26 am
I'm no good at making a speech
And that's why we take one line each
(Or sometimes some more
By those who would bore)
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Merry Andrew
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Sat 21 May, 2005 06:06 am
I'm no good at making a speech
And that's why we take one line each
(Or sometimes some more
By those who would bore)
And whose grasp is not as long as their reach.
)