The fruit had a big worm inside
She instantly dropped it and cried:
"It's chewed on my Snickers
And crawled in my knickers
I'll take it home and have it, fried!
That lady was surely omniverous
That lady was surely omniverous
She would cook up some food and deliver us
Some Pasta and Sauce
With some meat in, of course
As she knew that we were carniverous.
Once, while she was making a Pudding
Once, while she was making a Pudding
She discovered she had been brooding
All food that she makes
Along with her cakes
Disappear with all her do-gooding.
"I believe I will just keep a pie"
"I believe I will just keep a pie"
Said she and she didn't lie.
She saved a small tart,
Ate just the best part,
Now there's none for you or for I.
This verse is making me hungry
This verse is making me hungry
It's really enough to make one flee
Go out to the kitchen
Where a snack you'll be snitchin'
And slender? OH ho, we will none be .
It is time to sleep and not eat!
Let's not catch you stealing a treat
It is time to sleep and not eat!
Let's not catch you stealing a treat
But if you get fat
Well then that's that
Its not my fault that you're now flabby meat!
Why should I go to sleep now?
Why should I go to sleep now?
The sun hasn't taken her bow
It's bright and it's hot
So I'd rather not
Go to sleep now, anyhow
The alarm woke me from a sweet dream
The alarm woke me from a sweet dream
But dreams are never what they seem
So I woke with a shout
And scared the cat out
The alarm woke me from a sweet dream
But dreams are never what they seem
So I woke with a shout
And scared the cat out
looked through the curtains and let loose a scream.
It was a dark and dreary night
it was a dark and dreary night
my g-string was a little tight
my gimp mask was chafing
my backside was facing
it was a dark and dreary night
my g-string was a little tight
my gimp mask was chafing
my backside was facing
The heat and the bright of the light!
What a night! It is time to be UP
What a night! It is time to be UP
Sip my coffee from my best cup
I'm out of my bed
For the day that's ahead
What a night! It is time to be UP
Sip my coffee from my best cup
I'm out of my bed
For the day that's ahead
And I've been going at full gal-lup!
We need something tasty to dine
We need something tasty to dine
It is beans and couscous and wine
Since we're headed for bed
We leave off the bread
We need something tasty to dine
It is beans and couscous and wine
Since we're headed for bed
We leave off the bread
As we sing 'Auld Lang Syne.'
What's all this talk about food?
What's all this talk about food?
Six a day, M. Andrew, is good
Three squares and a snack
What's all this talk about food?
Six a day, M. Andrew, is good
Three squares and a snack
Calories we don't lack
What's all this talk about food?
Six a day, M. Andrew, is good
Three squares and a snack
Calories we don't lack
We're after a change in our mood.
But food is a pleasure, you'll grant
But food is a pleasure, you'll grant.
"My clothes have grown tighter," you'll pant.
"Walking's a mission,
A workout is fishin' ...
I try to stand up, but I can't."
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It's time for the perfect diet
It's time for the perfect diet
maybe millions will try it.
We'll appear on tv
