Perpetual Limerick (:3=

Those lines don't even scan!
So call up the ryhming man, Dan

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Those lines don't even scan!
So call up the ryhming man, Dan
I know this limerick is horrible
Because I can't be bothered to count each syllable

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Those lines don't even scan!
So call up the ryhming man, Dan
I know this limerick is horrible
Because I can't be bothered to count each syllable
But neither could Ogden Nash and he was 'da Man'!

But let's get gack to limericks
Without all these damn' gimmicks

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Those lines don't even scan!
So call up the rhyming man, Dan
With his fingers and feet
He will tap out that beat
He can fix it if anyone can

But let's get back to limericks
Without all these damn' gimmicks
The form is well-known
We've made it our own

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But let's get back to limericks
Without all these damn' gimmicks
The form is well-known
We've made it our own
It's better than using old tricks.

The magician's hat held a bunny

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The magician's hat held a bunny
And everyone thought that was funny

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hey, im new to this thing
but soon im gonna be the rap king
im probably the youngest here at 14
i was born and raised from the philippines
now i live here in the US
beeing here damn i feel so blessed
my favorite thing is to play basketball
ill do all my moves and make yo ass fall
do my crossover u will be on da ground
jump ova u and ill get da rebound
go fo the fastbreak between the leg dunk
ill be so high in da sky it will look like u shrunk
thats not all i can do i can pop the three
more treys than MJ and LArry
i average about 10 assists
i pass like baron davis
i gotta go now and take a piss
now u know that im the greatest

what do u think of that one

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As a rap, I think that's promising
It's good you want to do your thing
There are threads for rap, and suchlike stuff
If you look around, you will find enough
This here's a thread where the limerick lives
You just add a line, and see what gives
If you read back some, you will get a feel
For the limerick form; keep it real!
Good luck with the rapping, basketball too
Here's wishing all the best to you
Drop in and see us, any time
And if you like, please leave a line.

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LOL McT!

The magician's hat held a bunny
And everyone thought that was funny
Two doves came out too
And we all said 'Coo'

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leonidegala wrote:

i gotta go now and take a piss

now u know that im the greatest

what do u think of that one

The greatest? Shakespeare weeps.

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McTag wrote:

As a rap, I think that's promising
It's good you want to do your thing
There are threads for rap, and suchlike stuff
If you look around, you will find enough
This here's a thread where the limerick lives
You just add a line, and see what gives
If you read back some, you will get a feel
For the limerick form; keep it real!
Good luck with the rapping, basketball too
Here's wishing all the best to you
Drop in and see us, any time
And if you like, please leave a line.

Quite another side of you, McTag. Very Happy

Tell us. Were your pants saggin' when you proceeded to bust a move, you gangsta thug you? Laughing

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The magician's hat held a bunny
And everyone thought that was funny
Two doves came out too
And we all said 'Coo'
Now his hat smells bad and is runny.

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He then swallowed a flaming sword

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He then swallowed a flaming sword
And straightway, a screaming horde

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He then swallowed a flaming sword
And straightway, a screaming horde
Cried to his daughter
Get some cold water
And pull the emergency cord

When the circus went to the next town

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When the circus went to the next town
The police arrested its clown.
It seemed his balloons
Were stuffed with mushrooms ...
They fell out when he danced upside down.

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He claimed they were used in cooking

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He claimed they were used in cooking,
To an officer at his booking.
"They're quite good, indeed,
When sauteed with Weed ...."
At 5 to 10 years he's now looking.

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The circus's bearded lady

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the circus's bearded lady,
died at the hands of a baby,
an evil little nipper,

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the circus's bearded lady,
died at the hands of a baby,
an evil little nipper,
pushed her through a chipper,
and turned her into lady gravy.

is this a bit dark? I notice it went a whole day with no one touching it.

the circus lady woke up with white hair
and clicked it had all been a nightmare

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Who knows when the muse will strike. Who knows when the BBC will strike?

the circus lady woke up with white hair
and clicked it had all been a nightmare
But her beard was still brown
And was trimmed by a clown

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benjamino wrote:

the circus's bearded lady,
died at the hands of a baby,
an evil little nipper,
pushed her through a chipper,
and turned her into lady gravy.

is this a bit dark? I notice it went a whole day with no one touching it.

Not too dark for me, 'course I'd French-kiss the Devil if he asked nicely.

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the circus lady woke up with white hair
and clicked it had all been a nightmare
But her beard was still brown
And was trimmed by a clown
And she was missing her underwear.

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The rodeo clown ran amok

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