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Would somebody please bring the beer?
I would brought it if I lived near

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Would somebody please bring the beer?
I would brought it if I lived near
I'll phone for a case
To be sent to your place
There's no liquor store around here

It's high time that I went to bed
I must apply pillow to head
Or head to the pillow

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It's high time that I went to bed
I must apply pillow to head
Or head to the pillow
"Till I get a Fill 'O
Those Z's I SO need," I said.

Good nite Mac, I hope you rest well
Soon, for me, the bed chime will knell

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Good nite Mac, I hope you rest well
Soon, for me, the bed chime will knell
Now I've woken up
I'm as fresh as a pup

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Good nite Mac, I hope you rest well
Soon, for me, the bed chime will knell
Now I've woken up
I'm as fresh as a pup
Off to make my boss's life hell.

So terribly bright on a Monday?

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So terribly bright on a Monday?
If you don't overdo it on Sunday

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So terribly bright on a Monday?
If you don't overdo it on Sunday
With a crystal-clear head
You leap out of bed

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So terribly bright on a Monday?
If you don't overdo it on Sunday
Could you give my boss a call?
Say I won't be in at all
Say I was struck in the arse by a Hundai.

Say I wasn't injured too badly

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So terribly bright on a Monday?
If you don't overdo it on Sunday
With a crystal-clear head
You leap out of bed
Like it's "Let's play leapfrog with a nun-Day"

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Say I wasn't injured too badly
But I need a whole three weeks off, sadly
That sprain in my wrist
Is bound to persist

That pain in my tum
Who knows where it comes from?

I've broken my nail
My face is quite pale

That graze on my cheek
Will take more than a week

I've written my will
But, thank God, living still

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I've written my will
It's under my still

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McTAg, the mad rhymer, strikes

McTag wrote:

Say I wasn't injured too badly
But I need a whole three weeks off, sadly
That sprain in my wrist
Is bound to persist

That pain in my tum
Who knows where it comes from?

I've broken my nail
My face is quite pale

That graze on my cheek
Will take more than a week

I've written my will
But, thank God, living still

McTAg, the mad rhymer, strikes

Carry on.

Say I wasn't injured too badly
But I need a whole three weeks off, sadly
I've written my will
But, thank God, living still
That's all. Oh, and love you all madly.

The Hundai flattened my hind.

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The Hundai flattened my hind
But my stag is still living, you'll find,

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The Hundai flattened my hind
But my stag is still living, you'll find,
He is such a dear
but misses my hind I fear

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The Hundai flattened my hind
But my stag is still living, you'll find,
He is such a dear
but misses my hind I fear
(Women drivers are not very kind)

She carried on right round the bend
And was chatting away to her friend

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She carried on right round the bend
And was chatting away to her friend
While seeking a fag
In her cumbersome bag

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She carried on right round the bend
And was chatting away to her friend
While seeking a fag
In her cumbersome bag
I hope that her poor car will mend

The fruit had a big worm inside

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<AHEM>.......We interrupt this transmission, on behalf of our American viewers who may misunderstand the use of the word fag, in the previous verse.

A fag, in Britain, is a slang term for a cigarette.

OK, you can carry on now..................

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Thank you, LE, but I find out American viewers a sight more erudite than you'd think if you go by that doughty representative of their people, Geo W. Bush.

The fruit had a big worm inside
She instantly dropped it and cried:

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The fruit had a big worm inside
She instantly dropped it and cried:
"It's chewed on my Snickers
And crawled in my knickers

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