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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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Tarah
 
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Reply Wed 11 May, 2005 04:13 pm
A June wedding may still come around
When a young groom I have found
I search for a man
Wherever I can
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Wed 11 May, 2005 06:41 pm
A June wedding may still come around
When a young groom I have found
I search for a man
Wherever I can
Though I prefer one who is above ground.

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An eligible bachelor she seeks
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Tarah
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 02:04 am
An eligible bachelor she seeks
Has been searching for one for eight weeks
Although she is keen
There's none to be seen
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 02:40 am
An eligible bachelor she seeks
Has been searching for one for eight weeks
Although she is keen
There's none to be seen
They're all toddlers, gay, or antiques.

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Maybe she's not kissed the right frog
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Tarah
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 02:58 am
Maybe she's not kissed the right frog
They say for each wheel there's a cog
But why must she wait
To find the right mate
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 03:24 am
Maybe she's not kissed the right frog
They say for each wheel there's a cog
But why must she wait
To find the right mate
Marinating out in the bog?

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The search goes on for Mr. Right
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 03:43 am
The search goes on for Mr. Right
avoiding Mr. Wacko, Mr. Pervo and Mr. UpTight.
A lass needs a man
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 06:39 am
The search goes on for Mr. Right
avoiding Mr. Wacko, Mr. Pervo and Mr. UpTight.
A lass needs a man
There are some in Japan ...
Hang on -- We'll book the next flight.

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She flew off eager to please
Armed with sushi recipes
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 11:05 am
She flew off eager to please
Armed with sushi recipes
Sat next to a German
Whose first name was Herman
And ate airline biscuits with cheese


Now Herman he had a plan
For he was a dirty old man
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Tarah
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 02:23 pm
Now Herman he had a plan
For he was a dirty old man
He offered her dinner,
The wretched old sinner
And asked her to dance the cancan


She'd danced the cancan in her youth
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 07:34 pm
She'd danced the cancan in her youth
She kicked high with the aid of vermouth
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 08:16 pm
She'd danced the cancan in her youth
She kicked high with the aid of vermouth.
But now she was shy,
I don't know just why
She thought the dance was uncouth.

Once a hoochy-kooch dancer
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Fri 13 May, 2005 03:36 am
Once a hoochy-kooch dancer
Sought out a breast enhancer.
She said, "Doctor, please,
Can you inflate these?"
He said, "Ma'am, I'm no necromancer."

She found a doc in Hollywood
Who said he shouldn't, but he could.
So now those two shrimps
Look like Goodyear blimps
And will pop in all likelihood. Shocked

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We should brace ourselves for the bang
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2005 08:33 am
<<Hmmmm ... 30-hr. lapse .... have I offended sensibilities with my limericks of lactation?>>

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I'm sorry I was such a boob
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theollady
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2005 03:40 pm
Whoodathunk;
I'm sure you offended no one, I have been in the garden all day, whee,
dead tired.
Shall we do:

We should brace ourselves for the bang
For the fat lady's already sang
She wished to be bigger,
But instead pulled the trigger
On the most silly and awful worst thang!!

Now:
I'm sorry I was such a boob
My cronies all went down the tube
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2005 03:44 pm
I'm sorry I was such a boob
My cronies all went down the tube
I'll make a clean breast of it
And confess the rest of it
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2005 05:38 pm
<Hahahahahaha!>
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2005 06:06 pm
I'm sorry I was such a boob
My cronies all went down the tube
I'll make a clean breast of it
And confess all the rest of it
While sucking on a small ice cube.

Make mine a gin on the rocks
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kirsten
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2005 07:03 pm
Make mine a gin on the rocks
So strong it will knock off your socks
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theollady
 
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Reply Sun 15 May, 2005 09:11 am
Make mine a gin on the rocks
So strong it will knock off your socks
A little vermouth
To make it real smooth
And a party that stretches for Blocks!

Would somebody please bring the beer?
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