(Whooda, good lines, but she landed first OK?)
I wish that I knew how to flirt
I'd get me a red dirndl skirt.
Oh how I would spin
While all the guys grin
I wish that I knew how to flirt
I'd get me a red dirndl skirt.
Oh how I would spin
While all the guys grin
And no one would dare do me dirt.
(Now what was it Whoda started? I forget.)
(Whoodathunk's beginning line:)
And those are her good qualities
The rest could make your smile freeze
And those were her good qualities
The rest could make your smile freeze
You wanna know bad?
And those were her good qualities
The rest could make your smile freeze
You wanna know bad?
Just hear me out, Lad
That Lucy is a growing disease!
Now, you look both ways 'fore you leap
Now, you look both ways 'fore you leap
Or you may land right on the heap
Of smelly old grass
You'd land right on your arse
And gather all that you reap
The standards on this thread are dropping
The standards on this thread are dropping
It's appalling and, yes, eye-popping.
The subjects are naughty
And some downright bawdy ...
Doctor, please, my heart it is stopping!
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Let's all try to be more inspired
Let's all try to be more inspired
With creativity ever more fired
Let's all try to be more inspired
With creativity ever more fired
Cast off the excuses
And tune in The Muses
Let's all try to be more inspired
With creativity ever more fired
Cast off the excuses
And tune in The Muses
Before the last of us have all expired
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It's clear to see spring has sprung
It's clear to see spring has sprung
with the Pollen that's formed in my lung
With coughing and sneezing
And all sorts of wheezing
I'll have to see old Mr Wung
Mr Wung is a good herbalist
Mr Wung is a good herbalist
But not so distinct as a verbalist
He say "Yu pae me
Or else no more tea"
McTag wrote:There once was a seal from Down Under
Committed a terrible blunder
For this little seal leaked
It's keeper got piqued
Cause it made half the audience chunder
<oohhh...this litte seal apologises...
>
Mr Wung is a good herbalist
But not so distinct as a verbalist
He say "Yu pae me
Or else no more tea"
Of all chinese docs, he's ascerbalest.
I made that one up just for fun
I made that one up just for fun
Said McTag. Son of a gun!
I guess he did,
That clever kid.
All I can say is, "Well done!"
There was a runaway bride
<<Too late, but I'll join the applause.>>
I made that one up just for fun
And as usual it was A-1.
A welcome digression
Which left an impression
Of great fun when a pun is well-spun.
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There was a runaway bride
Whose eyeballs wouldn't stay inside
There was a runaway bride
Whose eyballs wouldn't stay inside
She would stare at some man
There was a runaway bride
Whose eyballs wouldn't stay inside
She would stare at some man
Intently, and then
There was a runaway bride
Whose eyballs wouldn't stay inside
She would stare at some man
Intently, and then
Flee on a Greyhound and hide.
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The bill for her prank was quite high
The bill for her prank was quite high
And the date for the payment is nigh
Replacing Veils and Tails
Is weeping and wails
But the groom wants her still, so don't cry.
A June wedding may still come around
