The shepherd didn't know what to do
Alone on a hill, he and ewe.
Then along came BoPeep
With one of her sheep
And soon they both ate mutton stew
I'm off to the cinema soon
I'm off to the cinema soon
my company a well-mannered baboon
but if today's movie
I'm off to the cinema soon
my company a well-mannered baboon
but if today's movie
turns out not so groovy
I'm off to the cinema soon
my company a well-mannered baboon
but if today's movie
turns out not so groovy
We'll stop at a banana saloon.
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My baboon is one handsome mutt;
We don't speak of his bright red butt
My baboon is one handsome mutt;
We don't speak of his bright red butt.
He could have hemorrhoids
Or abuse steroids ...
The reason is just not clear-cut.
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The baboon wore a tuxedo
The baboon wore a tuxedo
Ibstead of his usual Speedo
The baboon wore a tuxedo
Ibstead of his usual Speedo
He looked like a fool
He didn't look cool
The baboon wore a tuxedo
Ibstead of his usual Speedo
He looked like a fool
He didn't look cool
Because it was made just of tweed-o
but his female companion however
But his female companion however
Was beautiful, bright, & clever.
All those she passed by
Tried to catch her eye
But his female companion however
Was beautiful, bright, & clever.
All those she passed by
Tried to catch her eye
Yet she avoided every endeavor.
"A pretty girl is like a melody"
A once popular song, you see...
"A pretty girl is like a melody"
A once popular song, you see...
But then you're alone
because she is gone
And the tune just fades gradually...
Your subject can be ANY thing
Your subject can be ANY thing
And you can recite or can sing
Make it funny or sad
Make it clever or bad
Your subject can be ANY thing
And you can recite or can sing
Make it funny or sad
Make it clever or bad
Just go and enjoy your fling.
The subject here is the limerick,
Not just any old gimmick.
The subject here is the limerick,
Not just any old gimmick.
so give it a try
let your lyricals fly
with words that are bound to do the trick
If I held up one digit on each hand
If I held up one digit on each hand
And made an unreasonable demand
If I held up one digit on each hand
And made an unreasonable demand
You could maybe assume
If I held up one digit on each hand
And made an unreasonable demand
You could maybe assume
I was leaving the room
Or burying my head in the sand
This limerick's going to be clean
Compared with the others I've seen
This limerick's going to be clean
Compared with the others I've seen.
If it's not profane,
Then I will abstain ...
What's the use if it's not obscene?
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A gynecologist named Hiram
A gynecologist named Hiram
needed something to inspire'im.
A gynecologist named Hiram
needed something to inspire'im.
Once up-and-at-'em, he
Checked Gray's Anatomy
