There was once a sea lion from greenland
Yes Ben, it is amazing, isnt it? Must be a distant relation. Lucky boy.
There was once a sea lion from greenland
who had an onion, an aubergine and....
There was once a sea lion from Greenland
Who met with a wombat from Queensland
...<cut the and and put an "on"> an island
He threw them away
Bid himself good day
McTag wrote:There was once a sea lion from Greenland
Who met with a wombat from Queensland
*ohhh!!*
He bid him good day
Then continued away
(anyone is welcome to finish the first or the second one)
I see the Master has arrived. I hope it isnt the generic McT.
And swam all the way down to feenland
There once was a seal from down under,
Tell me when it's safe to come out.
There once was a seal from Down Under
Committed a terrible blunder
There once was a seal from Down Under
Committed a terrible blunder
For this little seal leaked
It's keeper got piqued
Cause it made half the audience chunder
Very bad form, don'cha know, finishing off your own lims. Apologies to all. Don't know what came over me. Perhaps it was the excitement.
McTag is excited and wrote
His own limerick, but didn't gloat
McTag is excited and wrote
His own limerick, but didn't gloat
he apologised
with puppy dog eyes
which caused quite a lump in my throat
i'm getting paid to write limericks
i'm getting paid to write limericks
They pay me in lettuce and fishsticks
What I want is some bread
i'm getting paid to write limericks
They pay me in lettuce and fishsticks
What I want is some bread
or peanuts, but instead
i'm getting paid to write limericks
They pay me in lettuce and fishsticks
What I want is some bread
or peanuts, but instead
i slave on and write poems for my kicks.
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The shepherd didn't know what to do
Alone on a hill, he and ewe
The shepherd didn't know what to do
Alone on a hill, he and ewe.
Then along came BoPeep