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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
pragmatic
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:46 am
There was once a sea lion from greenland
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:47 am
Yes Ben, it is amazing, isnt it? Must be a distant relation. Lucky boy.
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benjamino
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:48 am
There was once a sea lion from greenland
who had an onion, an aubergine and....
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:48 am
There was once a sea lion from Greenland
Who met with a wombat from Queensland
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pragmatic
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:49 am
...<cut the and and put an "on"> an island
He threw them away
Bid himself good day
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pragmatic
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:50 am
McTag wrote:
There was once a sea lion from Greenland
Who met with a wombat from Queensland


*ohhh!!*

He bid him good day
Then continued away

(anyone is welcome to finish the first or the second one)
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:52 am
Still confused!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:54 am
I see the Master has arrived. I hope it isnt the generic McT.

And swam all the way down to feenland
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:54 am
There once was a seal from down under,
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:54 am
Tell me when it's safe to come out.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:55 am
Go Tag....Go !
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 04:03 am
There once was a seal from Down Under
Committed a terrible blunder
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 04:05 am
There once was a seal from Down Under
Committed a terrible blunder
For this little seal leaked
It's keeper got piqued
Cause it made half the audience chunder
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 04:06 am
Very bad form, don'cha know, finishing off your own lims. Apologies to all. Don't know what came over me. Perhaps it was the excitement.
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Tarah
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 04:09 am
McTag is excited and wrote
His own limerick, but didn't gloat
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benjamino
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 04:16 am
McTag is excited and wrote
His own limerick, but didn't gloat
he apologised
with puppy dog eyes
which caused quite a lump in my throat

i'm getting paid to write limericks
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 04:28 am
i'm getting paid to write limericks
They pay me in lettuce and fishsticks
What I want is some bread
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benjamino
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 04:32 am
i'm getting paid to write limericks
They pay me in lettuce and fishsticks
What I want is some bread
or peanuts, but instead
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 06:35 am
i'm getting paid to write limericks
They pay me in lettuce and fishsticks
What I want is some bread
or peanuts, but instead
i slave on and write poems for my kicks.

+++++++++++++++++++++++

The shepherd didn't know what to do
Alone on a hill, he and ewe
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 11:51 am
The shepherd didn't know what to do
Alone on a hill, he and ewe.
Then along came BoPeep
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