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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 3 May, 2005 04:49 pm
When your lettuce is starting to wilt
And your cucumber's got a slight tilt
And your dressing is lumpy
Your radishes grumpy
Just hide them up inside your kilt

There was an old lady from Bristol
Who shot her left foot with a pistol (I'm orf to bed...night night)
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theollady
 
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Reply Tue 3 May, 2005 06:42 pm
There was an old lady from Bristol
Who shot her left foot with a pistol
She grabbed for the bag
That was trying to sag
Cause she'd been in the shop stealing crystal.

Have to learn that crime does not pay
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pragmatic
 
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Reply Tue 3 May, 2005 06:58 pm
Have to learn that crime does not pay
But I didn't learn it the hard way
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Tarah
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 12:40 am
Have to learn that crime does not pay
But I didn't learn it the hard way
I raided a bank
And loaded a tank
And drove very quickly away


I'm going downstairs for a coffee
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:14 am
I'm going downstairs for a coffee.
The Starbucks girl's clothes are all off. She
Gives sugar and cream;
Her drinks make me steam ...
If I tip enough, maybe she'll boff me.

<<Sorry ... "toffee" seemed too easy ... Embarrassed >>

+++++++++++++++++++++++++

She also does cappuccino
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:18 am
I'm going downstairs for a coffee
And then I'll seek out my soft toffee
With banana I'll mix it
And cook it to fix it
Then I'll make myself sick on banoffee.


A2K met in old London Town

(why do you always do this to me Whooda?)

I bow to your sneakiness.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:21 am
She also does cappuccino
And an Italian boy name of Gino
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benjamino
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:22 am
she also does cappuccino,
it comes out of a machine-o,
it's frothy on top
she serves it non stop,
with an impression of al pacino

i've had one too many espresso's
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:25 am
benjamino wrote:
she also does cappuccino,
it comes out of a machine-o,
it's frothy on top
she serves it non stop,
with an impression of al pacino

i've had one too many espresso's


I mean to say....really....DO I EXIST, OR WHAT??? OUTRAGED !!

(good limerick benjy, by the way)
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benjamino
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:27 am
too quick for me

She also does cappuccino
And an Italian boy name of Gino
he jumped on his vespa
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:27 am
i've had one too many espresso's
And sit here just counting my peso's
My head it is spinning
and nausea's winning


We'll carry on with yours ben....it's better than mine and will save confusion.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:29 am
So....where were we.....


i've had one too many espresso's
And sit here just counting my peso's
My head it is spinning
and nausea's winning
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pragmatic
 
  1  
Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:35 am
And I'm reading the communist manifesto

Did I mention how handsome you look in your new avatar, Lord Ellpus?
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benjamino
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:38 am
yes it's true....WOOF!
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benjamino
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:40 am
your avatar, lord ellphus, is smashing
with that mustache you look rather dashing
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:43 am
your avatar, lord ellphus, is smashing
with that mustache you look rather dashing
It's particularly goood
For catching one's food
At the mo, I have sausage and mash in.

Thank you for your compliments ....I hope you are both female, otherwise I will start to get worried.
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pragmatic
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:44 am
benjamino wrote:
your avatar, lord ellphus, is smashing
with that mustache you look rather dashing


your avatar, lord ellphus, is smashing
with that mustache you look rather dashing
let the ladies all swoon
and your enemies croon
while potatoes you are munching and mashing.

<I just had to finish it off!>
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:45 am
Now....where were we again?



signed.

Confused of Droitwich.
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pragmatic
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:45 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Thank you for your compliments ....I hope you are both female, otherwise I will start to get worried.


ooh...well...I'll get back to you after the operation then. Laughing
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benjamino
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:46 am
i'm not female sorry, i just like the pic. has anyone ever told you you look a bit like rik mayall? its uncanny.
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