I'm sure I have one syll'ble too many
But I don't want to give up any
They're all pretty fine
Each syll'ble of mine
I'm sure I have one syll'ble too many
But I don't want to give up any
They're all pretty fine
Each syll'ble of mine
Signed Ellpus from Abergevenny
This limerick what I have started
Has grammar whats almost departed
This limerick what I have started
Has grammar whats almost departed
Lord Ellpus has tried
But logic's defied
His efforts, all somewhat half-hearted
This limerick's really quite clever
This limerick's really quite clever
My goodest, bestest endeavor
This limerick's really quite clever
My goodest, bestest endeavor
i've taken my time
to think of this rhyme
This limerick's really quite clever
My goodest, bestest endeavor
i've taken my time
to think of this rhyme ...
None better whithersoever.
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I'm consumed with poison ivy
I'm consumed with poison ivy
covered in pustules and feeling quite hivey.
So pink with Calamine
that I'm
I'm consumed with poison ivy
covered in pustules and feeling quite hivey.
So pink with Calamine
that I'm looking divine
Ours not to ask wherefore or whyvy
A sandwich has come for my dinner
Brought by our gopher, a winner
A big beef on brown
With some salad around
A sandwich has come for my dinner
Brought by our gopher, a winner
A big beef on brown
With some salad around
Which surely wont make me get thinner.
My breakfast and lunch is green tea
So my energy gets to 'burn me'
My breakfast and lunch is green tea
So my energy gets to 'burn me'
This slimming's an art
But it's making me fart
And I'm constantly having to pee
I'm trying to lose two stone ten,
So I'll fit in my speedos again
I'm trying to lose two stone ten,
So I'll fit in my speedos again
I've got a new diet
And think I should try it
So I can attract all the men
I want to go dancing tonight
I want to go dancing tonight
What an idea, that's bright!
I want to go dancing tonight
What an idea, that's bright!
I'll Can Can in France
It's my favourite dance
I want to go dancing tonight
What an idea, that's bright!
I'll Can Can in France
It's my favourite dance
Sans culotte and give Francis a fright.
Whilst I was out jogging today
Whilst I was out jogging today
A rather nice man came my way
I gave a cute wiggle
And a real girlie giggle
And now we're gonna make hay!
I like to jog round the park
Whilst I was out jogging today
I slipped when I trod on a tray
Looks like she beat you Mc Tag....(with the whip?)
I like to jog round the park
Wearing womens clothes just for a lark
I like to jog round the park
Wearing womens clothes just for a lark
I'm wearing the vicar's
Large lacey knickers
But only when it gets dark
You have to be quick on this thread
You have to be quick on this thread
Or lose to a whip wielding Ted
McTag was too slow
Now his face is aglow
And I think he has crept off to bed
When your lettuce is starting to wilt
When your lettuce is starting to wilt
And your cucumber's got a slight tilt
And your dressing is lumpy
