There was a gal in Tehachappee
Who spent all her days being happy
Then she met Whoodathunk
And became the town drunk
Just because she wanted a nappy
hey guys and gals it is wet here
Hey guys and gals it is wet here
Take a snooze, but first have a beer
Hey guys and gals it is wet here
Take a snooze, but first have a beer
and while you are sleeping
Hey guys and gals it is wet here
Take a snooze, but first have a beer
and while you are sleeping,
With Busch I.V. seeping ...
Hey guys and gals it is wet here
Take a snooze, but first have a beer
and while you are sleeping,
With Busch I.V. seeping ...
You'll dream that you're spreading good cheer!
From a family luncheon, I'll have to rally.
Of my calories, ouch, taking a tally-
From a family luncheon, I'll have to rally.
Of my calories, ouch, taking a tally-
I had Melba toast,
A slice of lean roast ...
And three cakes and two pies with Aunt Sally.
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Tomorrow you'll have a clean slate
Tomorrow you'll have a clean slate
Because you don't like tempting fate
Work hard all day long
Tomorrow you'll have a clean slate
Because you don't like tempting fate
Work hard all day long,
Hum a favorite song
And don't stay up too late.
And once again it is Monday
But in England today is like Sunday
It's one of the best
For it's deemed "day of rest"
And we call it a Bank Holiday
I need to go out in the car
And once again it is Monday,
A very special and fun day.
Because need it or not,
Clean or with spot ...
It is time to change my undie(s).
Whether boxers or B.V.D
They are one and the same to me.
My "boys" need a home,
'Taint proper to roam
Willy-nilly in my dungaree.
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Now you know way too much about me
<<I bow to the PG version ... >>
Now you know way too much about me
But I'm liking all that I see
With your casual dress
I think I can guess
Now you know way too much about me
But I'm liking all that I see
With your casual dress
I think I can guess ...
If I'm still as God thought I should be (??)
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I need to go out in the car,
Just a block or two, it's not far
I need to go out in the car,
Just a block or two, not very far
If it's only a block
Don't you think you should walk?
I need to go out in the car,
Just a block or two, not very far
If it's only a block
Don't you think you should walk?
Unless you don't know where you are
The dog is out, chasing the cat
The dog is out, chasing the cat
But the cat is inside on the mat
What a silly old dog
The dog is out, chasing the cat
Which, in turn, is chasing a rat
The dog is out, chasing the cat
But the cat is inside on the mat
What a silly old dog
His head's in a fog
The dog is out, chasing the cat
But the cat is inside on the mat
What a silly old dog
His head's in a fog
What would canine psychol'gists make of that?
I'm sure I have one syll'ble too many
