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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
McTag
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2005 05:19 am
I'm sure The Church knows what is best
Much better than all of the rest
They'd have you believe
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2005 05:31 am
I'm sure The Church knows what is best,
Much better than all of the rest.
They'd have you believe
You'll get a repprieve
If you pass the penitence test.

Is the Pope a true Benedictine?
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benjamino
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 08:43 am
Is the pope a true benedictine?
is he spouting dogmatic doctrine?
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theollady
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 12:47 pm
Is the pope a true benedictine?
is he spouting dogmatic doctrine?
Whatever he gives
Just lasts while he lives
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 12:54 pm
Is the pope a true benedictine?
is he spouting dogmatic doctrine?
Whatever he gives
Just lasts while he lives
As he is not like St Augustine?

This pope's name is Ratzinger
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kirsten
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 02:14 pm
This pope's name is Ratzinger
Yell that and he'll show you the finger!
Would he do such a thing?
Yes, the one with the ring...
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 04:54 pm
This pope's name is Ratzinger
Yell that and he'll show you the finger!
Would he do such a thing?
Yes, the one with the ring...
Now, that's a real Papal zinger.

The next time you're visiting Rome
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 05:57 am
The next time you're visiting Rome,
Find the pope and holler, "Shalom!"
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 06:04 am
The next time you're visiting Rome,
Find the pope and holler, "Shalom!"
Say, "Good yontif,
My dear, dear pontiff,"
Then run quickly back home.

Let's do as the Romans have done
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 11:26 am
Let's do as the Romans have done ...
Mix lions and Christians for fun?
Cook tortellini?
Hail Mussolini?
Pretend there's a war that you've won?

+++++++++++++++++++++++

Did you mean Michelangelo?
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 11:38 am
Did you mean Michelangelo?
I'm not meaning Portobello!
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 11:44 am
Did you mean Michelangelo?
(Mike's from Florence, not Rome ... uh-oh)
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 02:17 pm
Did you mean Michelangelo?
(Mike's from Florence, not Rome ... uh-oh)
I'm getting the feeling
He painted a ceiling
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 02:21 pm
Did you mean Michelangelo?
(Mike's from Florence, not Rome ... uh-oh)
I'm getting the feeling
He painted a ceiling
A-leaning upon one elbow.

The Chapel in question was Sistine
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HERO
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 02:26 pm
Clary
Clary are u still a good rapper


nice 2 meet u from shane
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 02:39 pm
bad rapper, me... hi shane. Complete the limerick, why not?
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HERO
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 02:41 pm
what do u have to do
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 02:43 pm
go back to page 1 and read the rules, ducky! Then write one or 2 or 3 lines, in the right rhythm.
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HERO
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 02:45 pm
Okay

i gotta go now

another time if u like???


bye for now

from shane
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 02:50 pm
The Chapel in question was Sistine
Was it supposed to be apennine?
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