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theollady
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 11:21 am
There once was a weird homo sapien
an "Andrew" uh, whatcha say agin?
A frisky 'go-getter'
With a pal, Irish setter
Who has a passle of pups for her kin.


Homo sapiens are all, at times, strange
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 12:23 pm
Homo sapiens are all, at times, strange,
From Adam to J-L Lagrange,
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 01:09 pm
Homo sapiens are all, at times, strange,
From Adam to J-L Lagrange.
We're the only species
To produce bull feces
In piles larger than those on the range.

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A bucolic young lass named Cow Patty
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 01:11 pm
A bucolic young lass named Cow Patty
While eating rogan josh with chapatti
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 01:45 pm
A bucolic young lass named Cow Patty
While eating rogan josh with chapatti
And drinking rioja
She hollered for mo-ha
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theollady
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 02:36 pm
A bucolic young lass named Cow Patty
While eating rogan josh with chapatti
And drinking rioja
She hollered for mo-ha
Deduced she's becoming a fatty.

How goes YOUR good diet on this day?
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 03:57 pm
How goes YOUR good diet on this day?
Not great, I am sorry to say.
I had pork and cauli
But spoilt it, by gauli,
In a rich Belgian chocolaty way. Embarrassed

In cold weather I just cannot diet
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 11:31 pm
In cold weather I just cannot diet
Gosh, I know what you mean, girl, but try it
When it's warmer, you're svelte
You can wear a small belt
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 19 Apr, 2005 03:00 am
In cold weather I just cannot diet
Gosh, I know what you mean, girl, but try it
When it's warmer, you're svelte
You can wear a small belt -
Oh, piss off McTag and keep quiet!

Our meeting in May is approaching
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 19 Apr, 2005 03:06 am
Our meeting in May is approaching
the plans of which remian confusing,
the prince has decided to abstain,
most probably he will be on a plane,
to attend yet another boring meeting !

How will you have fun when prince is absent ?
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Tue 19 Apr, 2005 09:47 am
How will you have fun without the prince?
The very thought makes everyone wince.
Like Liz without Dick,
The thought makes us sick ...
I've been abed when I heard and since.

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The May meeting still approaches
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 19 Apr, 2005 10:05 am
The May meeting still approaches
And London hotels have got roaches
(Not all of them though
Oh, say it aint so....)
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Tue 19 Apr, 2005 12:04 pm
The May meeting still approaches
And London hotels have got roaches
(Not all of them though
Oh, say it aint so....)
Lo siento y buenas noches!

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And now Pope # 2-6-5
Elderly, but at least he's alive
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theollady
 
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Reply Tue 19 Apr, 2005 02:48 pm
And now Pope # 2-6-5
Elderly, but at least he's alive
He shunned "john and paul"
Some good names all
But he picked his in 1955

I guess it's better late than never
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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 20 Apr, 2005 01:16 am
I guess it's better late than never,
Said McTag as he looked at the weather,
Now spring's really sprung
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Wed 20 Apr, 2005 02:46 am
I guess it's better late than never,
Said McTag as he looked at the weather,
Now spring's really sprung
And cares have been flung
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Francis
 
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Reply Wed 20 Apr, 2005 05:13 am
I guess it's better late than never,
Said McTag as he looked at the weather,
Now spring's really sprung
And cares have been flung
So he is feeling like a feather.

Friday night we are having a meeting
In some place around, for sipping
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Wed 20 Apr, 2005 01:09 pm
Friday night we are having a meeting
In some place around, for sipping.
It's sure to be nice
But we can't go there twice
As I'm known around town for not tipping.

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A good waiter deserves to be paid
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 20 Apr, 2005 01:35 pm
Good stuff, Whooda! Respect!

A good waiter deserves to be paid
He don't mind if you sip lemonade
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2005 03:12 am
McTag wrote:
Good stuff, Whooda! Respect!


:wink:

A good waiter deserves to be paid
He don't mind if you sip lemonade
Or linger 'til nine
On one glass of wine
Just to be near the new barmaid.

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I don't mean to cause undue strife,
Yet papal thoughts are currently rife.
Is it wise or fickle
That a pope and a pickle
Share the approximate same shelf life?

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I'm sure The Church knows what is best
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