What will the news be tomorrow?
Will it be good, horror, or sorrow?
CNN? NBC?
Fair & balanced? We'll see
How much fiction they'll beg & borrow.
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A sprightly young lass from Algiers
A sprightly young lass from Algiers
Had some quite unreasonable fears
A sprightly young lass from Algiers
Had some quite unreasonable fears
While eating her couscous
A sprightly young lass from Algiers
Had some quite unreasonable fears
While eating her couscous
She spilt sauce on her burnous
A sprightly young lass from Algiers
Had some quite unreasonable fears
While eating her couscous
She spilt sauce on her burnous
and was filled with unconsolable tears.
"O my," she sobbed, "What shall I do?
My headgear is covered with stew
"O my," she sobbed, "What shall I do?
My headgear is covered with stew
My dear caliphate
What was on his plate
And my nice clean robe was brand new!
A palm tree waved outside the window
A palm tree waved outside the window
And all thoughts of work are in limbo
A palm tree waved outside the window
And all thoughts of work are in limbo
Oh to sit on the beach
Drinking white rum and peach
A palm tree waved outside the window
And all thoughts of work are in limbo
Oh to sit on the beach
Drinking white rum and peach
and sit with your legs all akimbo.
Is that a tear or some sand in your eye?
Is that a tear or some sand in your eye?
Has 'wild Latin lover' made you cry?
Have a little more rum
Is that a tear or some sand in your eye?
Has 'wild Latin lover' made you cry?
Have a little more rum
As you sit on your bum.
You'll get over it bye-and-bye.
There once was a prince named Charming
There once was a prince named Charming
who's equipment-size some found alarming
There once was a prince named Charming
Whose equipment-size some found alarming.
His large male factor
Resembled a tractor
But drew kudos when he was farming.
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Charming's style was apparent when plowing
Charming's gift was his envious style,
Ambidextrous and versatile.
Still there are whispers
From toadies and lispers
Of alleged problems erectile.
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Charming now takes a prescribed pill
Charming now takes a prescribed pill
Like his wife, he is over-the-hill
Charming now takes a prescribed pill
Like his wife, he is over-the-hill
But they quickly agree
They prefer the TV
And spent an hour enjoying 'The Bill'.
But then the pill started to work
But then the pill started to work
the hydraulics start to perk
But then the pill started to work
the hydraulics start to perk.
That eager beaver
With his cantilever ...
But then the pill started to work
the hydraulics start to perk.
That eager beaver
With his cantilever ...
Drew the drapes with a quick jerk!
Some parties are only for two,
They did not invite me and you...
Some parties are only for two,
They did not invite me and you.
I felt so left out
I wanted to shout
