Giving chocolate eggs to the kids
Can cost you a number of quids,
So best for their health
(And best for your wealth)
Is avoiding to utter such bids?
More purposeful things to say
More purposeful things to say
just totally escape me today
my brain feels like jelly
More purposeful things to say
just totally escape me today
my brain feels like jelly
I've got pain in my belly
Too much eggs in Easter Monday
Tomorrow back to work
Tomorrow back to work
My cousin eloped with a Turk
Called Saladinoglu
Tomorrow back to work.
My cousin eloped with a Turk
Called Saladinoglu.
I said "Sala-who?"
She said, "Don't be a jerk."
Flash flood warnings have been posted
Flash flood warning have been posted
Have you saved the homestead?
Water rising way to quick
Flash flood warning have been posted
Have you saved the homestead?
Water rising way too quick,
'Nuff to make a person sick
Flash flood warning have been posted
Have you saved the homestead?
Water rising way too quick,
'Nuff to make a person sick
Whew! Too close...We just coasted
Spring is on her way
Rain and wind today
Spring is on her way
Rain and wind today
Full skirts will fill up and balloon
As the men all stumble and swoon....
Spring is on her way
Rain and wind today
Full skirts will fill up and balloon
As the men all stumble and swoon....
And keep shouting Hooray!
More champagne is needed
More champagne is sorely needed!
Your request has been duly heeded.
If the grape quest fails,
We've lagers and ales ...
That your thirst might be superseded.
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Give me an Italian merlot
Give me an Italian merlot
I do yearn for it so.
It has good bouquet
Give me an Italian merlot
I thirsty do yearn for it so.
It has good bouquet
So hip hip hooray
Tilt the glass, here it come, there it go.
Good morning to all of our readers
Good morning to all of our readers
From one of our top racehorse breeders.
Good morning to all of our readers
From one of our top racehorse breeders.
So, how did it go?
Was it win, place, or show?
Who outpaced the other speeders?
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There once was a stallion named Bud
Once raced but is now out to stud
There once was a stallion named Bud
Once raced but is now out to stud
He mounted a cow name of Millie
which made him look pretty silly
and all she did was keep chewing her cud.
A young maid on the trainline to Bristol
A young maid on the trainline to Bristol
Was illegally packing a pistol
A young maid on the trainline to Bristol
Someone remember me she was droll
And had lips like rubies
Or maybe like candies
A young maid on the trainline to Bristol
Was illegally packing a pistol.
The eager young lass
Shot a man in the ass ...
Richocheted and destroyed the train's crystal.
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She's now doing hard time in the pen
<<<Sorry ... missed your post, Francis.>>>
