When heaven and earth collide,
I'm gonna step to one side.
When things go 'boom',
I'm outta the room
Before my soul gets fried
Some people never crack a smile
Some people never crack a smile
Some other do it with style
Some people never crack a smile
Some other do it with style
Laugh and be a sport
Life is way too short
Some people never crack a smile
Some other do it with style
Laugh and be a sport
Life is way too short
'cause it stays only for a while
My, what a beautiful thing
My, what a beautiful thing
I feel that my heart wants to sing
My, what a beautiful thing
I feel that my heart wants to sing
The praises of God.
That's not so odd:
Today's the first day of Spring.
And speaking of the Equinox
And speaking of the Equinox
Is it safe to retire the wool socks?
And speaking of the Equinox
Is it safe to retire the wool socks?
Springtime in the Rockies
Can freeze up your...booties
The cold can knock your socks off.
There once was a young man from Cardiff
There once was a young man from Cardiff
Who's legs were oft rather stiff
From what we've heard
twas mostly the third
Which caused the man's bedsheets to lift.
There once was a doctor from China
There once was a doctor from China
err....errr....err
Who treated an injured coalminer
There once was a doctor from China
Who treated an injured coalminer
He removed an accoutrement
from the shoveler's front
And now he's, er, she's er, it's feeling much finer.
There's some possibility of repair
There's some possibility of repair
To fix all dry and damged hair
There's some possibility of repair
To fix all dry and damaged hair.
Just spray it with ink
And - what do you think?
There's some possibility of repair
To fix all dry and damaged hair.
Just spray it with ink
And - what do you think?
Throw your hands up in the air!
Give me a clue about yourself
There's some possibility of repair
To fix all dry and damaged hair.
Just spray it with ink
And - what do you think?
Throw your hands up in the air!
and remember we're a beautiful pair !
Give me a clue about yourself.
Don't stay aloof on the shelf.
Who are you?
Give me a clue about yourself.
Don't stay aloof on the shelf.
Who are you? Is it true?
Peekaboo! Give's a clue
Or I'll go and ask somebody elf
Easter Monday, and we're going to Chester
Easter Monday, and we're going to Chester
to visit with my cousin, Ester.
And her husband Frank
Easter Monday, and we're going to Chester
to visit with my cousin, Ester.
And her husband Frank
Whom is out of the rank
Nice house he has up there.
Giving chocolat eggs to the kids
Giving chocolate eggs to the kids
Can cost you a number of quids,
So best for their health
(And best for your wealth)
