I'm having my first cup of coffee
And considering to have a toffee
I'm having my first cup of coffee
and french toast covered with toffee
and an orange peeled before
I'm having my first cup of coffee
and french toast covered with toffee
and an orange peeled before
my fingers got too sore
I'm having my first cup of coffee
and french toast covered with toffee
and an orange peeled before
my fingers got too sore
Spring-cleaning the Oscar, my trophy
It's Oscars Day now in LA
It's Oscars Day now in LA
When all the stars come out to play
It's Oscars Day now in LA
When all the stars come out to play
Let me see if my favorite is there
I hope she will be, I swear
It's Oscars Day now in LA
When all the stars come out to play
Let me see if my favorite is there
I hope she will be, I swear
If not, I wont go away.
Too long, this has been quiet and still.
No one has wrote, so I will.
To make up a rhyme
Takes so little time
Just for 5 little lines to fill.
Today has been bright with Sunshine
Today has been bright with sunshine
Still, I stayed in and had some wine
Today has been bright with sunshine
Still, I stayed in and had some wine
A nice little Merlot
Made one happy fellow ................. (ha!)
Today has been bright with sunshine
Still, I stayed in and had some wine
A nice little Merlot
Made one happy fellow......
But much more and I would be supine
Daffodils have such happy faces
Daffodils have such happy faces
I note as I tie my shoelaces
Daffodils have such happy faces
I note as I tie my shoelaces
And audiences delight
In viewing at night
"Duck Soup" and "A Day at the Races"
It's time now to have me some tucker
It's time now to have me some tucker
For a big brekky I'm quite a sucker
It's time now to have me some tucker
For a big brekky I'm quite a sucker
I am having some tea
Not with lemon, you see
It causes both my lips to pucker.
Sweet cream cheese on a roll with honey
Is one way to rid me of money
Sweet cream cheese on a roll with honey
Is one way to rid me of money
And gain lots of weight
Sweet cream cheese on a roll with honey
Is one way to rid me of money
And gain lots of weight
Then I'll look first rate!
Cause I'm skinny and that ain't funny.
Lying on my back, I look at the sky
Lying on my back, I look at the sky
I'm just wondering why
I'm doing such a weird thing
When I remember I'm on a ring
Knocked hard by that guy.
Having a beer tonight at the pub
Having a beer tonight at the pub
I joined their Christmas club
Having a beer tonight at the pub
I joined their Christmas club
For Christimas every night
Sounded just about right
But the fee was the only rub.
When heaven and earth collide...
When heaven and earth collide,
I'm gonna step to one side.
When things go 'boom',
I'm outta the room
