{Thanks for the coffee hiama... French roast? I've been here before but it's been awhile ;^}
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McTag
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Sun 2 Mar, 2003 02:09 pm
We've captured a bad Pakistani
A rogue who's a recent Afghani
Called Ali bin-ali
And he's far from pally
I heard the whole thing on the tranny
(do Americans call a transistor radio a "tranny"? We do, fortunately)
When Osama's gang is in jail
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hiama
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Mon 3 Mar, 2003 03:00 am
When Osama's gang is in jail
We'll sink a pint of good ale..
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dlowan
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Mon 3 Mar, 2003 08:24 am
When Osama's gang is in jail
We'll sink a pint of good ale,
Well, maybe, for me,
We could just make it tea...
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McTag
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Tue 4 Mar, 2003 01:13 am
When Osama's gang is in jail
We'll sink a pint of good ale,
Well, maybe, for me,
We could just make it tea
Still, the time we'll have of is a whale
(oh dear, sorry, (translations if necessary on request))
It's high time that I hit the road
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hiama
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Tue 4 Mar, 2003 05:25 am
It's high time that I hit the road
And I'll be carrying a heavy load...
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McTag
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Tue 4 Mar, 2003 11:39 am
It makes my knees creak
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hiama
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Tue 4 Mar, 2003 01:01 pm
It's high time that I hit the road
And I'll be carrying a heavy load
It makes my knees creek
As I climb down to peek
At what the butler saw-the toad !
A young Scot named Finn Barr MacMartin
A tart-eatin' party took part in..
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dlowan
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Tue 4 Mar, 2003 01:49 pm
A young Scot named Finn Barr MacMartin
A tart-eatin' party took part in
But one tart went down
With a bit of a frown..
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hiama
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Tue 4 Mar, 2003 02:08 pm
A young Scot named Finn Barr MacMartin
A tart-eatin' party took part in
But one tart went down
With a bit of a frown
Now we know what's under that tartan
An ozzie bibliophile name of Deb...
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McTag
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Tue 4 Mar, 2003 02:21 pm
Reading "sled" mistook it for "sleb"
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dlowan
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Tue 4 Mar, 2003 02:44 pm
An ozzie bibliophile name of Deb,
Reading "sled" mistook it for "sleb"
"Damn that dyslexia,
It's just getting vexier"..
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littlek
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Tue 4 Mar, 2003 03:26 pm
An ozzie bibliophile name of Deb,
Reading "sled" mistook it for "sleb"
"Damn that dyslexia,
It's just getting vexier"..
Feining fatigue she went off to 'deb'
There once was a mischeivous monkey
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hiama
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Tue 4 Mar, 2003 03:30 pm
There once was a mischeivous monkey
Who always put his i's after e.....
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littlek
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Tue 4 Mar, 2003 03:42 pm
<oops, talk about dyslexia>
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hiama
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Tue 4 Mar, 2003 03:47 pm
Sawright, its better than not being able to tell the sex of the monkey !
There once was a mischievous monkey
Who hankered after someone quite funky...
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dlowan
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Tue 4 Mar, 2003 03:50 pm
There once was a mischievous monkey
Who hankered after someone quite funky'
But she couldn't see
What a monkey was he...
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hiama
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Tue 4 Mar, 2003 03:51 pm
There once was a mischievous monkey
Who hankered after someone quite funky'
But she couldn't see
What a monkey was he
Cos his face was coverd with his hands..
