Su, the rules are at the beginning
You don't got that, you don't got an inning
Sat Adam and Eve in the garden
As God played a paranoid warden
Said Adam to Eve
What you got up your sleeve?
I'd rather not say, if you'll pardon
The cat, sitting cool on the stairs
The cat, sitting cool on the stairs
Had a ball in her tum from her hairs
The cat, sitting cool on the stairs
Had a ball in her tum from her hairs
It came out with a wheeze
when done cat was pleased
The cat, sitting cool on the stairs
Had a ball in her tum from her hairs
It came out with a wheeze
when done cat was pleased
I can knit a nice rug for the bears
My girlfriend has rich auburn hair..
My girlfriend has rich auburn hair..
And all those who see it just stare
My girlfriend has rich auburn hair..
And all those who see it just stare
Especially when starting
A neat central parting
But mainly because she's quite bare
The mayor of New York said today...
The mayor of New York said today,
(Although 'twas meant only in play),
The mayor of New York said today,
(Although 'twas meant only in play),
I'm renaming Manhattan
To something in Latin...
The imported satin, where
To something in Latin...
Was enscrolled in the weave, that
I want to believe!
So give me my bedroll...
For sleep's taking its toll
We know not where we are,
The mayor of New York said today,
(Although 'twas meant only in play),
I'm renaming Manhattan
To something in Latin...
And all of us said that's okay
It seem's like this thread's gone astray
Once again in a fragmented way
It seems like this thread's gone astray
Once again in a =fgragmented way
We all seem disposed
to be thumbing our nose
It seems like this thread's gone astray
Once again in a =fgragmented way
We all seem disposed
to be thumbing our nose
Lets get back on track and there stay !
A tired old poet from Poughkeepsie...
A tired old poet from Poughkeepsie
Was cursing cos he couldn't sleepsie -
For the rhymes in his head
Wouldn't scan, so he said...
A tired old poet from Poughkeepsie
Was cursing cos he couldn't sleepsie -
For the rhymes in his head
Wouldn't scan, so he said...
*@!<>\:@"$%&****-#~}}}} see !
The poms have been bashed at cricket
They think thats not quite the ticket....
The poms have been bashed at cricket
They think thats not quite the ticket
It's a crazy sport!
comes back their retort
A loss! isn't that sticky wicket?
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We've captured a bad Pakistani
Its your turn to start the next one Jose and welcome to the thread, want some coffee ?
ok...
We've captured a bad Pakistani
A rogue who's a recent Afghani
