Let's all run barefoot through the wet grass
And not get bogged down in a morass
But more ass or less
Is all the same I confess
when beholding a barefooted lass
So what if my mind is one-track,
So what if my mind is one-track,
If it shuttles both forth and then back?
So what if my mind is one-track,
If it shuttles both forth and then back?
I repeat what I say
At least ten times a day
And then venture on a new tack
I'm soon going on a vacation
I'm soon going off on vacation
This info has transfixed the nation
Well bon voyage, bear
I'm soon going off on vacation
This info has transfixed the nation
Well bon voyage, bear
Take something to wear
so the media gets no provocation
She remembered to bring her sunscreen
She remembered to bring her sunscreen
And lit out for some sights still unseen
With a red, peeling nose
Ever onward she goes
With a rucksac and tent
Here she comes! There she went!
With big boots and thick sox
And some pills 'gainst the pox
With a spare shirt or two
Here's a fine how-d'ye-do
That gal's really makin' the scene!
McTag's surely not terse
When it comes to making up verse
She remembered to bring her sunscreen
And lit out for some sights still unseen
With a red, peeling nose
Ever onward she goes
More beautiful than she had ever been!
McTag's surely not terse
When it comes to making up verse
He has always the right word
And it's sharper than a sword
McTag's surely not terse
When it comes to making up verse
He has always the right word
And it's sharper than a sword,
More solemn than a black, ominous hearse.
So, what's up with the lad named Francis?
So, what's up with the lad named Francis?
He's in France I think. Any advances?
It's no easy matter
To take part in this chatter
In another tongue. What are the chances?
(Hey Francis, write us one in French. I can't speak French, but how about starting with something like...)
Je vous prie, monsieur, qu'est ce que vous faites
Je vous prie, Monsieur, qu'est-ce que vous faites,
Me prendriez-vous pour un ascète?
Je n'en ai nullement l'intention
Et, en plus, aucune raison
De ne pas, à Londres, faire la fête!
I think this is hard spelling
Bravo Franc!
I think this is very hard spelling
And a long tale does take some telling
I think this is very hard spelling
And a long tale does take some telling
But it's a relief
When one can be brief
I think this is very hard spelling
And a long tale does take some telling
But it's a relief
When one can be brief
By using exclamation marks without yelling
Finger sandwiches are yummy for lunch
Finger sandwiches are yummy for lunch
Especially with some spiked punch
Finger sandwiches are yummy for lunch
Especially with some spiked punch
just mix in some rum
and we'll all have some fun
Finger sandwiches are yummy for lunch
Especially with some spiked punch
just mix in some rum
and we'll all have some fun
'Cause we're a fun-lovin' bunch.
I'm having my first cup of coffee
I'm having my first cup of coffee
and french toast covered with toffee