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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
snood
 
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Reply Thu 24 Feb, 2005 09:25 am
Let's all run barefoot through the wet grass
And not get bogged down in a morass
But more ass or less
Is all the same I confess
when beholding a barefooted lass

So what if my mind is one-track,
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Thu 24 Feb, 2005 12:06 pm
So what if my mind is one-track,
If it shuttles both forth and then back?
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Tarah
 
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Reply Fri 25 Feb, 2005 04:03 am
So what if my mind is one-track,
If it shuttles both forth and then back?
I repeat what I say
At least ten times a day
And then venture on a new tack


I'm soon going on a vacation
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 25 Feb, 2005 06:11 am
I'm soon going off on vacation
This info has transfixed the nation
Well bon voyage, bear
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 25 Feb, 2005 06:18 am
I'm soon going off on vacation
This info has transfixed the nation
Well bon voyage, bear
Take something to wear
so the media gets no provocation

She remembered to bring her sunscreen
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 25 Feb, 2005 12:43 pm
She remembered to bring her sunscreen
And lit out for some sights still unseen
With a red, peeling nose
Ever onward she goes
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 25 Feb, 2005 12:48 pm
With a rucksac and tent
Here she comes! There she went!


With big boots and thick sox
And some pills 'gainst the pox


With a spare shirt or two
Here's a fine how-d'ye-do
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 25 Feb, 2005 02:23 pm
That gal's really makin' the scene!

McTag's surely not terse
When it comes to making up verse
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 25 Feb, 2005 02:52 pm
She remembered to bring her sunscreen
And lit out for some sights still unseen
With a red, peeling nose
Ever onward she goes
More beautiful than she had ever been!
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 25 Feb, 2005 02:57 pm
McTag's surely not terse
When it comes to making up verse
He has always the right word
And it's sharper than a sword
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 25 Feb, 2005 03:26 pm
McTag's surely not terse
When it comes to making up verse
He has always the right word
And it's sharper than a sword,
More solemn than a black, ominous hearse.

So, what's up with the lad named Francis?
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 12:40 am
So, what's up with the lad named Francis?
He's in France I think. Any advances?
It's no easy matter
To take part in this chatter
In another tongue. What are the chances?

(Hey Francis, write us one in French. I can't speak French, but how about starting with something like...)

Je vous prie, monsieur, qu'est ce que vous faites
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 03:31 am
Je vous prie, Monsieur, qu'est-ce que vous faites,
Me prendriez-vous pour un ascète?
Je n'en ai nullement l'intention
Et, en plus, aucune raison
De ne pas, à Londres, faire la fête!

I think this is hard spelling
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 04:36 am
Bravo Franc!


I think this is very hard spelling
And a long tale does take some telling
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Merry Andrew
 
  1  
Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 07:14 am
I think this is very hard spelling
And a long tale does take some telling
But it's a relief
When one can be brief
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colorbook
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 07:34 am
I think this is very hard spelling
And a long tale does take some telling
But it's a relief
When one can be brief
By using exclamation marks without yelling



Finger sandwiches are yummy for lunch
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 07:35 am
Finger sandwiches are yummy for lunch
Especially with some spiked punch
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colorbook
 
  1  
Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 07:39 am
Finger sandwiches are yummy for lunch
Especially with some spiked punch
just mix in some rum
and we'll all have some fun
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Merry Andrew
 
  1  
Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 07:42 am
Finger sandwiches are yummy for lunch
Especially with some spiked punch
just mix in some rum
and we'll all have some fun
'Cause we're a fun-lovin' bunch.

I'm having my first cup of coffee
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colorbook
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 07:44 am
I'm having my first cup of coffee
and french toast covered with toffee
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