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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Mon 21 Feb, 2005 06:17 am
There once was an old stumblebum
With a craving for top-shelf rum
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 21 Feb, 2005 06:20 am
There once was an old stumblebum
With a craving for top-shelf rum.
But the poor soak
Was totally broke
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Mon 21 Feb, 2005 06:32 am
There once was an old stumblebum
With a craving for top-shelf rum.
But the poor soak
Was totally broke
And found Sterno could make him as numb.

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There once was a laid-off hooker
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 21 Feb, 2005 06:40 am
There once was a laid-off hooker
Who liked to play a game of snooker
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Mon 21 Feb, 2005 06:46 am
There once was a laid-off hooker
Who liked to play a game of snooker
Her finesse with balls
Was shouted in halls
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Mon 21 Feb, 2005 07:12 am
There once was a laid-off hooker
Who liked to play a game of snooker
Her finesse with balls
Was shouted in halls
And echoed by cops who had booked her.

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Many thanks to Merry old A'
Who came out in the rain to play.
I'd be much remiss
Without mention of this ...
'Till we meet on another day ... Very Happy
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Mon 21 Feb, 2005 07:21 am
A sprightly young lass from Dubuque
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snood
 
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Reply Mon 21 Feb, 2005 07:26 am
A sprightly young lass from Dubuque
was renowned as a bit of a kook
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Mon 21 Feb, 2005 07:43 am
A sprightly young lass from Dubuque
was renowned as a bit of a kook
The locals reported
She whistled and snorted
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 21 Feb, 2005 11:47 am
A sprightly young lass from Dubuque
was renowned as a bit of a kook
The locals reported
She whistled and snorted
And played naughty games with a duke.

Well, the snow has just started round here
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Tarah
 
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Reply Mon 21 Feb, 2005 12:55 pm
Well, the snow has just started round here
Though till now was remarkably clear
It's starting to settle
I've put on the kettle
Have tea or perhaps a cold beer

The cat is in front of the fire
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 21 Feb, 2005 02:54 pm
The cat is in front of the fire,
Content as any fat squire.
He purrs a lot.
Oh! The water's hot.
Tea, anyone, may I inquire?

I'd rather have a cold lager
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Rod3
 
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Reply Wed 23 Feb, 2005 07:45 am
Id rather have a cold lager
Than watch a TV soap or a saga.
They drive me mad
And make me sad
So I drink lager and get larger and larger.

The weather is terribly dull
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 23 Feb, 2005 10:18 am
The weather is terribly dull
In fact nothing to laugh at atull
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Wed 23 Feb, 2005 11:43 am
The weather is terribly dull
In fact nothing to laugh at atull
But if it should get
All snowy and wet
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 23 Feb, 2005 01:45 pm
The weather is terribly dull
In fact nothing to laugh at atull
But if it should get
All snowy and wet
I've got a wool cap for my skull

The forecast is really atrocious
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Wed 23 Feb, 2005 02:45 pm
The forecast is really atrocious
I may need to wear my galoshes
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Rod3
 
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Reply Wed 23 Feb, 2005 05:37 pm
The forecast is really atrocius
I may need to wear my galoshes
But they're so hard to put on,
By the time that it's done.
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kirsten
 
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Reply Wed 23 Feb, 2005 08:45 pm
the forecast is really atrocious
I may need to wear my galoshes
But they're so hard to put on
By the time that it's done
I rue being overly cautious

Let's all run barefoot through the wet grass
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Thu 24 Feb, 2005 07:34 am
Let's all run barefoot through the wet grass
And not get bogged down in a morass
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