Did our McTag meet with Condi
To discuss good old boy, GB
Your Condi, Miss Rice
Doesn't want my advice
But I could sure give her some, free
Let not politics rear its head here
Let not politics rear its head here
Even there's a bunch of neocons near
If my subject, meager and meek,
Has aroused your level of pique,
Don't fret, dear censor,
Don't get no tenser ...
Rest assured, my tongue is in cheek.
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Let not politics rear its head here
Even there's a bunch of neocons near
Let not politics rear its head here
Even there's a bunch of neocons near
Can't you hear a monkey yell
And all them clowns with their bell
Maybe we can see their tears
Diana compared to Camilla ...
Like Matterhorn next to a hill-a.
Soon to be regal,
Finally legal ...
Rocky Road ... and now ... just vanilla.
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Is it "for better or worse" this time?
Is it "for better or worse" this time?
That's what we ask in this rhyme.
Is it "for better or worse" this time?
That's what we ask in this rhyme.
In sickness and health
With way too much wealth
Is it "for better or worse" this time?
That's what we ask in this rhyme.
In sickness and health
With way too much wealth
A shame he's no more in his prime
I'm taking care of someone's pet
I'm taking care of someone's pet
And it's getting me quite upset.
I'm taking care of someone's pet
And it's getting me quite upset.
He's just a rhino
Fat and albino
I'm taking care of someone's pet
And it's getting me quite upset.
He's just a rhino
Fat and albino
And we've got to get down to the vet
Our fat rhino has trouble in bowel
And I'm using a shovel, not trowel
Our fat rhino has trouble in bowel
And I'm using a shovel, not trowel
Then feed him on seed,
Get rid of the weed
Our fat rhino has trouble in bowel
And I'm using a shovel, not trowel
Then feed him on seed,
Get rid of the weed
Thank God it's stopped, hear me howl.
I must go out soon for some shopping
So it's up to the store I am popping
I must go out soon for some shopping
So it's up to the store I am popping
I'll buy something to eat
Like brown bread and meat
I must go out soon for some shopping
So it's up to the store I am popping
I'll buy something to eat
Like brown bread and meat
Isn't that a bit annoying?
Referendum today in Spain
Referendum today in Spain
You go there by train and by plane
The EU? We're in
Said the folk with a grin
Referendum today in Spain
You go there by train and by plane
The EU? We're in
Said the folk with a grin
Trying to escape the rain!
Make one more stanza
Referendum today in Spain
You go there by train and by plane
The EU? We're in
Said the folk with a grin
Trying to escape the rain!
but i'm sure it's in vain
Referendum today in Spain
Although some say it's all in vain.
Are they in or out?
What's with all the doubt?
Does it hinge on who bombs their next train?
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Someone else, please start the next one
Something light and bursting with fun.
One that cries out, "---- it!"
Please include "Nantuckett" ...
Someone, please take this ball and run.
There once was an old stumblebum
