Ogden, thanks for the memory, Nash
On finding he was strapped for cash
Ogden, thanks for the memory, Nash
On finding he was strapped for cash
Muttered some curses,
Then wrote some verses
So that to the bank and to his debtors and others he could make a mad dash.
Let's turn now to Gerard Manley Hopkins
Hopkins? Popkins? Dropkins? I'll have to cheat...
Let's turn now to Hopkins, Gerald Manley
Who got it together, yes finally
Let's turn now to Hopkins, Gerald Manley
Who got it together, yes finally
what he did i forget
or who he was, i'm afraid
Let's turn now to Hopkins, Gerald Manley
Who got it together, yes finally
what he did i forget
or who he was, i'm afraid
has sprung my rhythm uncannily.
I ne'er saw a cow that was purple
I ne'er saw a cow that was purple
Not even when watching "Miss Marple"
(someones' been at the dye
Either that or I
Am losing my grip on my marbles)
Purple's a toughie, that's true
Purple's a toughie, that's true
The easiest must be sky blue
Rhyming with orange
Is quite a tough challenge
A challenge that stumps quite a few.
There once was a bare
There once was a nearly bare bear
Quite nude except for one hair.
He carried a bush
To cover his tush ...
And growled with the utmost care.
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There once was a sun-burned penguin
There once was a sun-burned penguin
(No rhyme here will be sanguine).
His coat was all silver
There once was a sun-burned penguin
(No rhyme here will be sanguine).
His coat was all silver
There once was a sun-burned penguin
(No rhyme here will be sanguine).
His coat was all silver
He tip-toed more than ever
To save his small tush from draggin.'
Once again it is gray and cloudy
Once again it is gray and cloudy
But that's no excuse to get rowdy
Once again it is gray and cloudy
But that's no excuse to get rowdy
Just get back to work
You ebullient berk
Once again it is gray and cloudy
But that's no excuse to get rowdy
Just get back to work
You ebullient berk
And aim for summa cum laude.
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And now that we're post-Super Bowl
And now that we're post-Super Bowl,
My boyfriend will finally call,
And now that we're post-Super Bowl,
My boyfriend will finally call,
To analyse the game
That's usually his aim
And now that we're post-Super Bowl,
My boyfriend will finally call,
To analyse the game
That's usually his aim
Then again play fooball.
McTag flies to Germany
McTag flies to Germany
And I wonder who he will see
There's Walter for sure
And probably more
McTag flies to Germany
And I wonder who he will see
There's Walter for sure
And probably more
New lederhosen for McT?
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Did our McTag meet with Condi
To discuss good old boy, GB?
