She should remain virgo intacta
So look out for Ben on the tractor.
Lest he on John Deere
Do that which we fear
And then there's Butch Jane: shoulda sacked 'er.
How are things with the blizzards today?
How are things with the blizzards today?
Tons of snow are blocking my way.
How are things with the blizzards today?
Tons of snow are blocking my way.
Won't someone shovel
Me from my hovel ...
How are things with the blizzards today?
Tons of snow are blocking my way.
Won't someone shovel
Me from my hovel ...
So we can take a ride on my sleigh
The strangest thing I've ever done
The strangest thing I've ever done
Is to fire my best friend from a gun.
The strangest thing I've ever done
Is to fire my best friend from a gun.
And tho his life was in peril
He shot out straight from the barrel
The strangest thing I've ever done
Is to fire my best friend from a gun.
And tho his life was in peril
He shot out straight from the barrel
And headed straight for the sun.
An old fuddy-duddy named Caesar
An old fuddy-duddy named Caesar
Had a young wife but couldn't please her
An old fuddy-duddy named Caesar
Had a young wife but couldn't please her
He went to a quack
Who sold him a sack
An old fuddy-duddy named Caesar
Had a young wife but couldn't please her
He went to a quack
Who sold him a sack
And inside was an electric "teaser"
good one - now start another!!
The cow that jumped over the moon
The cow that jumped over the moon
was pleased to be in another verse so soon
the fiddle's still with the cat
and even stranger than that
that dish is still with that damn spoon
Didya hear what humpty has done?
Didya hear what humpty has done?
That wall-sitting son of a gun!
Didya hear what humpty has done?
That wall-sitting son of a gun!
He went and fell down,
That wall-sitting clown
Didya hear what humpty has done?
That wall-sitting son of a gun!
He went and fell down
That wall-sitting clown
And fried in the heat of the sun.
Miss Mary's poor lamb's gone astray
She was tired of her charge anyway
Miss Mary's poor lamb's gone astray;
She was tired of her charge anyway.
But when that damn' lamb
Decided to scram
Miss Mary's poor lamb's gone astray;
She was tired of her charge anyway.
But when that damn' lamb
Decided to scram
Mary had to have mutton another day!
Jack Horner's thumb has gone numb,
Jack Horner's thumb has gone numb
From fishin' for yet one more plum
Jack Horner's thumb has gone numb
From fishin' for yet one more plum
He sat in his corner and cried
From the awful pain in his side
As eating that many pies is rather dumb
There's no more buffalo roaming the range
