There's no more buffalo roaming the range
The few in the zoo have the mange
One time on the prairie
All these great big hairy
Black bison roamed free. Ain't it strange.
On the range of the great buffalo
On the range of the great buffalo
Is where I'm yearning to go
On the range of the great buffalo
Is where I'm yearning to go.
I'm hoping to shoot
One towering brute ...
And make the world's biggest Sloppy Joe.
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Far be it from little old me
To do such a thing un-PC
But if you don't care
While we are out there ...
Let's make an eagle-egg omelette or three.
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Please don't call the S.P.C.A.
I'll not do the things that I say.
Sometimes when I muse
I blow out a fuse ...
And my tongue trumps my brain -- like today.
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Martha S. must be up for parole
Martha S. must be up for parole
If the fib's big, they'll swallow it whole
Martha S. must be up for parole
If the fib's big, they'll swallow it whole
She's painted her cell
And made curtains as well
Martha S. must be up for parole
If the fib's big, they'll swallow it whole
She's painted her cell
And made curtains as well
Then counted the money she stole.
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What she really needs is a file
What she really needs is a file
That is decorated with style
A little panache
Along with the cash
What she really needs is a file
That is decorated with style
A little panache
Along with the cash
She salted away with such guile.
What a day it has been, what a rare
mood I'm in, how are you, over there
What a day it has been, what a rare
mood I'm in, how are you, over there
in your seat?
I'm quite beat.
What a day it has been, what a rare
mood I'm in, how are you, over there
in your seat?
I'm quite beat.
No more in the groove, but quite square
My computer is running so slow
My computer is running so slow
I might pack it up and just go
My computer is running so slow
I might pack it up and just go
Maybe out for a walk
Meet a friend, have a talk
My computer is running so slow
I might pack it up and just go
Maybe out for a walk
Meet a friend, have a talk,
But then maybe not - I don't know.
I'm becoming a fan of the tango
I'm becoming a fan of the tango
I dance it while eating a mango
I like a nice nibble
While doing a wiggle
I'm becoming a fan of the tango
I dance it while eating a mango
I like a nice nibble
While doing a wiggle
Just look at that crazy womango
Some rhymes are a dastardly cop-out
Some rhymes are a dastardly cop-out
Written, I think, by a drop-out
He must be quite dense
For the words don't make sense
Some rhymes are a dastardly cop-out
Written, I think, by a drop-out
He must be quite dense
For the words don't make sense
And this cell here could do with a mop-out.
The weekend now stretches ahead
The weekend now stretches ahead
Tomorrow I'm staying in bed
I'll sleep untill ten
And what I'll do then
The weekend now stretches ahead
Tomorrow I'm staying in bed
I'll sleep untill ten
And what I'll do then
Has not yet entered my head.
Maybe I'll shovel some snow
Or a-marketing I might go
Maybe I'll shovel some snow
Or a-marketing I might go
I've a lunch date at one,
Which oughta be fun,
