I'm off soon to the supermarket
I'll drive in my car and then park it
if it's hit by a cart
from some careless tart
Might scream in her face 'til I'm scarlet
Road rage causes serious friction
Sometimes needing swift interdiction
Road rage causes serious friction
Sometimes needing swift interdiction.
It's really quite sad
When folks get so mad
Road rage causes serious friction
Sometimes needing swift interdiction.
It's really quite sad
When folks get so mad
They behave like they have crack addictions
Peace is something you really can't buy
Peace is something you really can't buy
Although I don't understand why
You can soundproof a room
Against a loud boom
Peace is something you really can't buy
Although I don't understand why
You can soundproof a room
Against a loud boom
But if a bomb goes"boom" it's bye-bye.
There once was a pompous old general
There once was a pompous old general
Who was really more shriveled than venerable
There once was a pompous old general
Who was really more shriveled than venerable
He was older than old
And covered in mould
There once was a pompous old general
Who was really more shriveled than venerable
He was older than old
And covered in mould
and the smell he emitted - incredible
Should you look for love, or just wait?
Forge bravely, or look to cruel fate?
Should you look for love, or just wait?
Forge bravely, or look to cruel fate?
One thing is true:
Whatever you do,
Should you look for love, or just wait?
Forge bravely, or look to cruel fate?
One thing is true:
Whatever you do,
life is short, so choose well or be late
I just want to live this day well
I just want to live this day well
And not go through living hell
I just want to live this day well
And not go through living hell
I won't be audacious
Just smile and be gracious
And do my best never to yell
I've two lovebirds in a white cage
I've two lovebirds in a white cage
And one of them's looking his age
The other's quite sprightly
She jumps on him nightly
I've two lovebirds in a white cage
And one of them's looking his age
The other's quite sprightly
She jumps on him nightly
From Anna Nicole's book took a page...
She married the doddering old fool
She married the doddering old fool
And turned a blind eye to the drool
She married the doddering old fool
And turned a blind eye to the drool
She calls him her honey
Because of his money
She married the doddering old fool
And turned a blind eye to the drool
Selling her soul for his money
She became his sexy lil bunny
And then dropped out of beauty school
The black dress fit her best
As it showed her ample chest
The black dress fit her best
As it showed her ample chest
The red one is also fun
It accentuates her buns
The black dress fit her best
As it showed her ample chest
The red one is also fun
It accentuates her buns
And exposes all the rest
Little Nicki had a certain way
As she walked with a sway
Little Nicki had a certain way
As she walked with a sway
The guys walked in a line
To watch her behind
And that's where they wanted to stay
My auntie has gone to the ocean
