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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 28 Dec, 2004 09:18 pm
May all of you have a great year!
And spend it with ones you love dear.
My fervent wish is
That the dirty dishes
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Fri 31 Dec, 2004 10:14 am
May all of you have a great year!
And spend it with ones you love dear.
My fervent wish is
That the dirty dishes
Will be washed by a kind volunteer.

So tonight let's all make a toast
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 31 Dec, 2004 11:09 am
So tonight let's all make a toast
And carve up the leftover roast
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 4 Jan, 2005 11:55 am
So tonight let's all make a toast
And carve up the leftover roast -
Let us toast Joy and Age
In the Year of the Sage
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 4 Jan, 2005 04:11 pm
So tonight let's all make a toast
And carve up the leftover roast -
Let us toast Joy and Age
In the Year of the Sage
And leave a few drops for our host.

I'm not sure that this is a new year.
It feels too familiar, I fear.
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Diane
 
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Reply Tue 4 Jan, 2005 07:02 pm
I'm not sure that this is a new year.
It feels too familiar, I fear.
With the same old idiocy
And the same old secrecy
The pres might forget who to fear.

There once was a lady named Happy
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 4 Jan, 2005 09:31 pm
There once was a lady named Happy
Who had a snappy but sappy pappy
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snood
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 06:41 pm
There once was a lady named Happy
Who had a snappy but sappy pappy,
When she finally left the nest
She was rid of the pest,
But she writes home, because she feels crappy!

Alone's not sometimes good to be,
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 12:28 am
Alone's sometimes not good to be,
You're right, my friend. Check. I agree
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Clary
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 02:20 am
Alone's sometimes not good to be,
You're right, my friend. Check, I agree.
But if you've no choice
You'd better rejoice
'Cos you aren't with your worst en-em-ee.

Alone can be good for the head
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 03:51 am
Alone can be good for the head.
Much better than being dead.
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Diane
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 09:31 pm
Alone can be good for the head.
Much better than being dead
One's own company
let's your brain fly free
Until it is time for bed.

Why don't we fly away?
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 02:32 pm
Why don't we just all fly away?
That's easy for others to say
But if you're stuck in situ
An' there's somebody wit' you
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 03:36 pm
Why don't we just all fly away?
That's easy for others to say
But if you're stuck in situ
An' there's somebody wit' you
Ya gotta stay, come what may.

These rhymes are getting quite sly
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Diane
 
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Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2005 01:23 am
These rhymes are getting quite sly
With all of us wanting to fly
Wit you in situ is going to get you
A bit on the bottom of what it is sits you
All sly, we nip away in the blink of an eye.

What shall we do about Texas?
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2005 07:54 am
What shall we do about Texas?
A conundrum that truly perplexes.
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Tarah
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jan, 2005 03:12 am
What shall we do about Texas?
A conundrum that truly perplexes.
Where everything's bigger
So that's why, I figure
It's the place where all the best sex is Laughing



My neighbours are making a noise
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jan, 2005 08:37 pm
My neighbours are making a noise.
But, then, boys will be boys.
If only the girls
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 15 Jan, 2005 12:56 am
My neighbours are making a noise.
But, then, boys will be boys.
If only the girls
The Lulus and Shirls
Would join in, they'd soon learn poise.

Groups of boys can be so indiscreet
When they're fooling around in the street
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Tarah
 
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Reply Sat 15 Jan, 2005 02:28 am
Groups of boys can be so indiscreet
When they're fooling around in the street
They drink too many beers
Then show off their rears
A nice cup of tea can't be beat!

I'm off soon to the supermarket
I'll drive in my car and then park it
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