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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
snood
 
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Reply Mon 29 Nov, 2004 01:49 pm
When A2K went down
I was lost as a circus clown
I thought "Banned again?"
"Holy Smoke - I can't win!"
It came back, and my nerves unwound

I'm addicted to A2K,
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 29 Nov, 2004 01:56 pm
I'm addicted to A2K,
In a strange and peculiar way.
When it's down I get antsy,
When it's up it's my fancy
To hang around here day by day.

What we need is more poetry stuff.
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 29 Nov, 2004 02:21 pm
What we need is more poetry stuff
Kind of get hands in a muff
to keep warm and soft
as friends in a loft
This ain't any bluff.

Along hand by hand
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 29 Nov, 2004 02:39 pm
When A2K went down
We all wore a sad frown.
But now that it's back up
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Bibliophile the BibleGuru
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 10:26 am
When A2K went down
We all wore a sad frown.
But now that it's back up,
Toast and tip your cup
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 04:04 pm
When A2K went down
We all wore a sad frown.
But now that it's back up,
Toast and tip your cup,
You silly clown!

I once went to ride on a trolley
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Diane
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 04:08 pm
I once went to ride on a trolley
The driver was ever so jolly.
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Merry Andrew
 
  1  
Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 04:15 pm
I once went to ride on a trolley
The driver was ever so jolly.
He took my fare
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Clary
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 03:16 am
I once went to ride on a trolley
The driver was ever so jolly.
He took my fare,
Threw it up in the air,
Then batted it out with his brolly.

Merry Andrew was sitting at home
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 04:00 am
Merry Andrew was sitting at home,
Surfing the web, all alone
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Bibliophile the BibleGuru
 
  1  
Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 05:20 am
Merry Andrew was sitting at home,
Surfing the web, all alone.
When on screen there appeared,
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Vivien
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 07:52 am
Merry Andrew was sitting at home,
Surfing the web, all alone.
When on screen there appeared,
- and he cursed I'm afeared
the blue screen of death - did he moan!

The language was vivid and rich
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 03:03 pm
The language was vivid and rich.
He swore like a son-of-a-bitch.
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Bibliophile the BibleGuru
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 03:05 pm
The language was vivid and rich.
He swore like a son-of-a-bitch.
With malt whisky in hand,
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 03:18 pm
The language was vivid and rich.
He swore like a son-of-a-bitch.
With malt whisky in hand,
Hardly able to stand
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Bibliophile the BibleGuru
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 03:44 pm
The language was vivid and rich.
He swore like a son-of-a-bitch.
With malt whisky in hand,
Hardly able to stand,
Fell over and into a ditch.

Tell me what rhymes with orange?
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Merry Andrew
 
  1  
Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 06:42 pm
Tell me what rhymes with orange?
It certainly isn't forage.
But is it a crime
To make a rhyme
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kirsten
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 10:33 pm
Tell me what rhymes with orange
I certainly isn't forage
But is it a crime
To make a rhyme
Not unlike a sticky word porridge

Christmas Eve, a traveller's nightmare
The luggage is lost but do I care?
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 04:35 am
Christmas Eve, a traveller's nightmare
The luggage is lost but do I care?
As long as my flight
Arrives all right
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jackie
 
  1  
Reply Tue 28 Dec, 2004 07:47 pm
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Christmas Eve, a traveller's nightmare
The luggage is lost but do I care?
As long as my flight
Arrives all right
And THE NEW YEAR COMES IN WITH FLAIR!!


May all of you have a great year!
And spend it with ones you love dear.
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