When Goldilocks went to sea
The three bears stayed home for tea
dlowan wrote:snood wrote:Merry Andrew wrote:No offense intended, snood, but the Brits pronounce that name as 'Chumley.'
Why the hell should anyone but a Brit know that?
I'm not a Brit - and neither is MA!
...doesn't alter the fact that there's no reason any non-Brit would generally know British pronunciations...
ANYWAY...
When Goldilocks went to sea
The three bears stayed home for tea,
They had scones and jam
And eggs and ham,
When Goldilocks went to sea
The three bears stayed home for tea,
They had eggs and ham,
And decided to scram
Goldilocks was cloning, you see.
Anyone for a yacht she asked...
Anyone for a yacht she asked...
We'll party aboard and all be masked
And at the stroke of twelve
Anyone for a yacht she asked...
We'll party aboard and all be masked
And at the stroke of twelve
They decided to delve
Anyone for a yacht she asked...
We'll party aboard and all be masked
And at the stroke of twelve
They decided to delve
and imbibe on the potions they'd flasked
On a brisk walk in fair San Antone,
On a brisk walk in fair San Antone,
Along the river, and quite alone,
I spied an old drunk
On a brisk walk in fair San Antone,
Along the river, and quite alone,
I spied an old drunk,
Nicknamed Whoodathunk
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On a brisk walk in fair San Antone,
Along the river, and quite alone,
I spied an old drunk,
Nicknamed Whoodathunk
He was riding a strawberry roan.
Welcome back BTBG......
Welcome back BTBG......
Says Letty (tee-hee-hee)
Welcome back BTBG......
Says Letty (tee-hee-hee)
If we call this a limerick
I think we've been tricked
But it's all in fun, c'est la vie!
Should a man try for casual whoopie?
Should a man try for casual whoopie?
"Why not?" asked the awestruck groupie.
Should a man try for casual whoopie?
"Why not?" asked the awestruck groupie.
If a parrot can sing,
Should a man try for casual whoopie?
"Why not?" asked the awestruck groupie.
If a parrot can sing,
Let's have a fling
Should a man try for casual whoopie?
"Why not?" asked the awestruck groupie.
If a parrot can sing,
Let's have a fling,
With C3PO and the Wookie!
Guinness is an Irish beverage
Guinness is an Irish beverage
Which can give one a certain leverage
Guinness is an Irish beverage
Which can give one a certain leverage
as you fall to the ground
and the world spins around
Guinness is an Irish beverage
Which can give one a certain leverage
as you fall to the ground
and the world spins around
You act like Dame Edna Everage.
When A2K went down
