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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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Vivien
 
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Reply Sat 16 Oct, 2004 08:20 am
There was a young lady from Ealing
whose sunburn was painfully peeling
when her boyfriend came near
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 16 Oct, 2004 08:29 am
There was a young lady from Ealing
Whose sunburn was painfully peeling
When her boyfriend came near
With an icy cold beer
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 16 Oct, 2004 02:19 pm
There was a young lady from Ealing
Whose sunburn was painfully peeling
When her boyfriend came near
With an icy cold beer,
His touch sent her a-reeling.


A handsome young man from Cork
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Sat 16 Oct, 2004 07:20 pm
A handsome young man from Cork
Who wasn't expecting the stork
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BlaiseDaley
 
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Reply Sat 16 Oct, 2004 07:41 pm
A handsome young man from Cork
Who wasn't expecting the stork
He'd envisioned his teeth
Sunk in tender juicy beef
And thus was unconsolably torqued
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 16 Oct, 2004 11:13 pm
A young man from near Auchterarder
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BlaiseDaley
 
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Reply Sun 17 Oct, 2004 12:51 am
A young man from near Auchterarder
Had the gift for swapping, for barter
Then he met Sally
Who upset his tally
Now he spend his days stocking the larder
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 01:59 pm
Hey Blaise, if you finish a limerick you get to start the next one off. With a line. Or two,


There once was a lady from Ealing
An expert in sexual healing
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Vivien
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 03:03 pm
There once was a lady from Ealing
An expert in sexual healing
renowned from the south to Dundee
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Thu 21 Oct, 2004 04:40 pm
There once was a lady from Ealing
An expert in sexual healing
renowned from the south
but down in the mouth
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 23 Oct, 2004 10:40 am
There once was a lady from Ealing
An expert in sexual healing
renowned from the south
but down in the mouth
- It gave her a wonderful feeling.

A dashing young man called Jose
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 23 Oct, 2004 02:01 pm
A dashing young man called Jose
Loved to drink lots of rosé.
But the more he imbibed
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Sat 23 Oct, 2004 06:49 pm
A dashing young man called Jose
Loved to drink lots of rotgut rosé.
The more he imbibed
his boss had then jibed,
I'll outsource your ass to Bombay!

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John Kerry the brave swiftboat vet
Has not told the whole story yet
Why would these men lie?
They're willing to die
He wounded himself don't forget

++++++++++++++++++++++

Tequila was his drink of choice...
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 23 Oct, 2004 08:55 pm
Tequila was his drink of choice
Until he lost his singing voice
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Tommy Tucker with an F
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 12:42 pm
Merry Andrew wrote:
Tequila was his drink of choice
Until he lost his singing voice
Tequila was his drink of choice
Until he lost his singing voice
He gave out a croak
The drunken old soak
And now his singing's a joke
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 03:10 pm
Good first try, Fommy
Though the last line should rhyme with the first two.
And, we need a new first line. Let's go with

The fall is a time to enjoy
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larryta2
 
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Reply Tue 26 Oct, 2004 09:01 am
The fall is a time to enjoy
The magical leaves like colorful toys
Take time to reflect
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larryta2
 
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Reply Tue 26 Oct, 2004 09:06 am
The fall is atime to enjoy
The magical leaves like colorful toys
Take time to reflect
And to pray for a sect
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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 27 Oct, 2004 03:11 am
The fall is a time to enjoy
The magical leaves like colorful toys
Take time to reflect
And to pray for a sect
That believes that a gun's not a toy.

For some really clever limericks which show how ridiculous some English pronunciation is, look at
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/bywater/ee_res9a.htm

You have to work quite hard to decipher some of them. And now for the American weird pronunciations:

There was a young man of Poughkeepsie
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 27 Oct, 2004 06:41 am
You're 'avin a laff, aincha?

There was a young man of Poughkeepsie
Who wanted to go fishin', deep-sea
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