They have one BIG boar - weighs 12 hundred.
Now, I have from time to time wondered
They have one BIG boar - weighs 12 hundred.
Now, I have from time to time wondered
With nuts like footballs
They have one BIG boar - weighs 12 hundred.
Now, I have from time to time wondered
With nuts like footballs
On the ground they will trawl
They have one BIG boar - weighs 12 hundred.
Now, I have from time to time wondered
With nuts like footballs
On the ground they will trawl
avoid barbed wire - or they could be sundered
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Jose that's a wicked one-track mind!
Jose that's a wicked one-track mind!
And just think, there are more of us kind
Jose that's a wicked one-track mind!
And just think, there are more of us kind
With minds in the gutter
Jose that's a wicked one-track mind!
And just think, there are more of us kind
With minds in the gutter
We've been heard to splutter
Jose that's a wicked one-track mind!
And just think, there are more of us kind
With minds in the gutter
We've been heard t splutter
It's a wonder we aren't all confined!
It sure good to smell fresh air
It's sure good to smell fresh air
Here at the old county fair
It's sure good to smell fresh air
Here at the old county fair
but Jose's hog may be lurking
It's sure good to smell fresh air
Here at the old county fair
but Jose's hog may be lurking
with appetite working,
So I'll leave and go straighten my hair.
When you run a small business it's hard
When you run a small business it's hard
To get in the pub if you're barred
When you run a small business it's hard
To get in the pub if you're barred.
So the thing you must do
When you run a small business it's hard
To get in the pub if you're barred.
The thing you must do
Is make your own brew
And then, in your own pub you've starred
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In limericks bawdy is better
In limericks bawdy is better
But you gotta watch every letter
In limericks bawdy is better
But you gotta watch every letter
Line them up side by side
And give them a ride
In limericks bawdy is better
But you gotta watch every letter
Line them up side by side
And give them a ride
Just like an effin' jet-setter.
We write this verse just for fun
We write this verse just for fun
To laugh and play everyone
We write all this verse just for fun
To laugh and to play everyone
What pastime is better
Composing a letter
And rhyming like wot I jus' done?
(Jose wants bawdy, so sensitive souls should skip- or better, put an anodyne line in if you see a naughty bit)
There once was a lass from Nantucket
Who kept her false teeth in a bucket
My dental prosthesis?
Leth fathe it, who nee's this
There once was a lass from Nantucket
Who kept her false teeth in a bucket
My dental prosthesis?
Leth fathe it, who nee's this
(I'll leave it to Jose - I duck it.)
There was a young lady from Ealing
