There was a young man of Poughkeepsie
Who wanted to go fishin', deep-sea
He went to Des Moines
There was a young man of Poughkeepsie
Who wanted to go fishin',deep-sea
He went to Des Moines
Fished and fished and ate corn
He was tired of fish and found a treasure key
Halloween is coming fast
All pumpkins are painted and dug at last
Halloween is coming fast
All pumpkins are painted and dug at last
All Hallow's now done
and I missed all the fun
but I bet many of you got gassed!
I'm glad to be back at A2K
seems like years that I've been away
I'm glad to be back at A2K
seems like years that I've been away
To see you is good!
So welcome Snood!
And try hard this time to stay.
The breeze in the leaves is so chilly!
The breeze in the leaves is so chilly!
Makes me run for my coat willy-nilly
The breeze in the leaves is so chilly!
Makes me run for my coat willy-nilly
Right now I'm in China
It couldn't be diviner
The breeze in the leaves is so chilly!
Makes me run for my coat willy-nilly
Right now I'm in China
It couldn't be diviner
And couldn't be that much more hilly.
Are you soon to return from Hong Kong?
Are you soon to return from Hong Kong?
Will your trip be quite short, or quite long?
Because I've heard people say,
if in China you stay,
Are you soon to return from Hong Kong?
Will your trip be quite short, or quite long?
Because I've heard people say,
if in China you stay,
Two whites sure don't make a Wong.
TV ads are all about Christmas.
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Are you soon to return from Hong Kong?
Will your trip be quite short, or quite long?
Because I've heard people say,
if in China you stay,
Two whites sure don't make a Wong.
I'd sure like to stay a bit longer
And that would make me a bit wonger
TV ads here are all about Christmas
Now what rhymes with that? I'll try isthmus
TV ads here are all about Christmas
Now what rhymes with that? I'll try isthmus,
So that the last line
Will have to rhyme
TV ads here are all about Christmas
Now what rhymes with that? I'll try isthmus,
So that the last line
Will have to rhyme
With nothing - the whole thing's a myth, miss!
There was a young duck, known as Cholmondeley...
(McTag ain't the only bastid on this site!)
There was a young duck, known as Cholmondeley...
who, while walking, lost his bill on the way,
Now since this verse is quite strained
and from writing it I'm quite pained
I believe I'll just move on - what do you say?
There was a thin man named Alistarzsky,
(have at it, dear heart!)
(that was pronounced Chumley) 
There was a thin man named Alistarzsky,
who when lost, for help just wouldn't ask, he
was a typical man
There was a thin man named Alistarzsky,
who when lost, for help just wouldn't ask, he
was a typical man
With a brain like soft bran,
But he was much thinner than Starsky.
A lady called Olive de Verney
Obviously, dlowan, the other Yanks here don't know how to pronounce Cholmondely, so here's a substitute verse:
There was a young duck known as Cholmondely
Whose feathers were smooth and quite comondely.
But he started to moult,
The plucky young colt,
And . . .
Clary:
A lady called Olive de Verney
Who worked as an attorney
Oh, so we're not only going to try to be difficult, but we're going to get immediately cheeky when we see our aim is accomplished, is that it?
