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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Sat 18 Sep, 2004 02:08 pm
Did the invention of the wheel
cause all of this smog that I feel?

{Diane, the meter on this is off for a limerick. s/b something like "There once was a man from Nantucket". Try wording like this:

Do you think that the wheel's invention?

regards,

Jose }
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Diane
 
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Reply Sat 18 Sep, 2004 03:36 pm
Thanks Jose--I post sporadically and sometimes forget the rules. Embarrassed
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Sat 9 Oct, 2004 03:48 pm
{Let's start again ;^}

In Texas, they sure love their football...
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 9 Oct, 2004 03:58 pm
In Texas, they sure love their football
At the game, they let rip with a hoot call...
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Sat 9 Oct, 2004 04:07 pm
In Texas, they sure love their football
At the game, they let rip with a hoot call
Those Friday night lights
and cheeleader's tights

{Nice 2 c u McT ;^}
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 10 Oct, 2004 02:17 am
In Texas, they sure love their football
At the game, they let rip with a hoot call
Those Friday night lights
and cheeleader's tights
Are just dazzling. Popcorn, dogs, pads, boots, Fall!

{curly bracket, same here, Jose. "Football" is not an easy one, so apologies for my worst ever effort.}

I am off for a walk in the park
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 10 Oct, 2004 02:19 am
I am off for a walk in the park
Though it's only just stopped being dark
And the rain is downpissing -
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panzade
 
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Reply Sun 10 Oct, 2004 02:41 am
My umbrella I'm missing
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Vivien
 
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Reply Sun 10 Oct, 2004 02:48 am
I am off for a walk in the park
Though it's only just stopped being dark
And the rain is downpissing -
My umbrella I'm missing
I'll stay in - blow that for a lark

Like a cat I don't like getting wet
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 10 Oct, 2004 02:49 am
Like a cat I don't like getting wet;
How do you resemble a pet?
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Vivien
 
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Reply Sun 10 Oct, 2004 07:06 am
Like a cat I don't like getting wet;
How do you resemble a pet?
I curl up in a chair
of chores quite unaware
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 10 Oct, 2004 07:30 am
Like a cat I don't like getting wet;
How do you resemble a pet?
I curl up in a chair
of chores quite unaware
And eat all the food I can get!

I'm planning a holiday soon,
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panzade
 
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Reply Sun 10 Oct, 2004 09:12 am
I'm planning a holiday soon,
It's only my third honeymoon
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sun 10 Oct, 2004 09:27 am
I'm planning a holiday soon,
It's only my third honeymoon.
I hope all goes well
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Sun 10 Oct, 2004 03:09 pm
and EVERYTHING's swell
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panzade
 
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Reply Sun 10 Oct, 2004 04:37 pm
I'm planning a holiday soon,
It's only my third honeymoon.
I hope all goes well
and EVERYTHING's swell
Including my little harpoon
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Sun 10 Oct, 2004 06:53 pm
{Good one panzade,

btw, when you finish one, please start another... ;^}

I think we'll go out to the state fair
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sun 10 Oct, 2004 07:16 pm
I think we'll go out to the state fair
Just to see what's to be seen there
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 11 Oct, 2004 02:31 am
I think we'll go out to the state fair
Just to see what's to be seen there.
Just a commercial blitz
Selling lifestyle and glitz?
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Tue 12 Oct, 2004 04:17 pm
I think we'll go out to the state fair
Just to see what's to be seen there.
Just a commercial blitz
Selling lifestyle and glitz?
Spas, underwear and some new hair

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They have one BIG boar- weighs 12 hundred
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