Beware of Greeks bearing gifts
They tend to think only of thrift
Expect something cheap
Gifts no one would keep
I got one once. Boy, was I miffed.
I'm tired and I need a quick nap
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firefly
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Tue 31 Aug, 2004 10:53 pm
I'm tired and I need a quick nap
But my roommate just won't shut her yap
She's driving me crazy,
The room's growing hazy
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fealola
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Wed 1 Sep, 2004 08:22 pm
The room's growing hazy
And I've always been lazy
So is it the drugs?
Am I seeing bugs?
Ayhhh, it must just be a faze-y
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firefly
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Fri 3 Sep, 2004 09:11 am
There once was a man named Jim
Who suffered from lack of vim
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fortune
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Fri 3 Sep, 2004 12:58 pm
There once was a man named Jim
Who suffered from lack of vim
He tried some caffeine
And Ralph Magazine
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firefly
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Sat 4 Sep, 2004 01:41 pm
There once was a man named Jim
Who suffered from lack of vim
He tried some caffeine
And Ralph Magazine
Now there is nothing that stops him
My favorite thing to do
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McTag
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Sat 4 Sep, 2004 04:01 pm
My favorite thing to do
Is to squash beetles flat with my shoe
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Clary
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Sun 5 Sep, 2004 12:55 am
My favorite thing to do
Is to squash beetles flat with my shoe.
A cockroach is great
Squashed as flat as a plate,
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fortune
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Sun 5 Sep, 2004 01:08 pm
My favorite thing to do
Is to squash beetles flat with my shoe.
A cockroach is great
Squashed as flat as a plate,
'Cause it's filled with such interesting goo
The mind is a wonderful thing
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McTag
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Sun 5 Sep, 2004 03:17 pm
The mind is a wonderful thing
Premier Menzies name starts with a Ming
'Cause the Scots say it Mingus
Want to know why? Just ring us
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Adele
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Sun 5 Sep, 2004 10:13 pm
The mind is a wonderful thing
Premier Menzies name starts witha Ming
'Cause the Scots say it Mingus
Want to know why? Just ring us
This whole thing is not something to sing....yuck
Whenever there's babies around
An adult is sure to act like a clown
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Clary
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Wed 8 Sep, 2004 02:41 am
Whenever there's babies around
An adult is sure to act like a clown
Eating custard and jam
And acting the ham,
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firefly
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Fri 10 Sep, 2004 08:43 pm
Whenever there's babies around
An adult is sure to act like a clown
Eating custard and jam
And acting the ham,
And making funny gurgling sounds
In autumn the air has a nip
It's too chilly to skinny dip
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Raggedyaggie
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Fri 10 Sep, 2004 08:52 pm
In autumn the air has a nip
It's too chilly to skinny dip
You'd have blue toes
And a deep purple nose
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Jose Cuervo
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Sat 11 Sep, 2004 02:59 am
In autumn the air has a nip
It's too chilly to skinny dip
You'd have blue toes
And a deep purple nose
And shrinkage of dangly tip
Just couldn't resist that last line
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McTag
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Sat 11 Sep, 2004 06:36 am
Just couldn't resist that last line
Inspiration like that is just fine
Cold has that effect
If JT's chilled and wet
Jose's hose, I suppose, is like mine....
From such anatomical minutiae
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Vivien
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Sat 11 Sep, 2004 06:36 am
Just couldn't resist that last line
just blame it on the wine
'cos that does it too
and makes you feel blue
ooops crossed with McT
go with his - it's funnier
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Jose Cuervo
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Fri 17 Sep, 2004 08:50 pm
In autumn the air has a nip
It's too chilly to skinny dip
You'd have blue toes
And a deep purple nose
Who cares then? I don't give a flip!
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A girl survived Hurricane Ivan...
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Clary
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Sat 18 Sep, 2004 08:13 am
A girl survived Hurricane Ivan,
Curled up on a red velvet divan.
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Diane
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Sat 18 Sep, 2004 09:29 am
A girl survived Hurricane Ivan
Curled up on a red velvet divan
When to her surprise,
McTag and Jose arrive
To argue, "Can you? No, but I can."
