It's rained around these parts for weeks
Upon Spaniards and tailors and Sikhs.
We would ask for some sun,
It's rained around these parts for weeks
Upon Spaniards and tailors and Sikhs.
We would ask for some sun,
But know we'll get none,
So we're stuck at our 'puters like geeks
I once thought I had found true love
He seemed sent from heaven above
I once thought I had found true love
He seemed sent from heaven above
flying to me on the wings of a dove
Now then, Navigator, it's a limerick don't forget, so you've got to put it into the limerick form:
I once thought I had found true love
He seemed sent from heaven above
Flying to me on wings
(Doves do have those things)
But finally I gave him the shove.
The path to true love isn't smooth
The path to true love isn't smooth
One falls and slips out of the groove
But the blue bird of happiness
Upon your head makes his nest
The path to true love isn't smooth
One falls and slips out of the groove
But the blue bird of happiness
Upon your head makes his nest
And you pray he will never move
While strolling the city one day
I thought I might go see a play
While strolling the city one day
I thouhgt I might go see a play:
Hamlet's on, so's 'Ado'
What's the best? Old or new?
While strolling the city one day
I thought I might go see a play:
Hamlet's on, so's 'Ado'
What's the best? Old or new?
Or 'The Portrait of Dorian Gray'?
If it's culture you want to enjoy
If it's culture you want to enjoy
Seek it out like a man, not a boy
If it's culture you want to enjoy,
Seek it out like a man, not a boy--
Go to learn or relax,
Or perhaps learn the sax
If it's culture you want to enjoy,
Seek it out like a man, not a boy--
Go to learn or relax,
Or perhaps learn the sax
Or play in a band with a goy.
There was a young lady from Ohio...
There was a young lady from Ohio
Given to saying, "Oh me oh my-o"
She was known as a flirt
There was a young lady from Ohio
Given to saying, "Oh me oh my-o"
She was known as a flirt
Had five slits in her skirt
There was a young lady from Ohio
Given to saying, "Oh me oh my-o"
She was known as a flirt
Had five slits in her skirt
And was dating a really rough boyo.
But she wasn't as bad as the guy
Who pretended to be from Dubai.
But she wasn't as bad as the guy
Who pretended to be from Dubai.
That liar, that sneak -
He posed as a sheik
But she wasn't as bad as the guy
Who pretended to be from Dubai.
That liar, that sneak -
He posed as a sheik
So that he could steal our cherry pie.
But we chased after him like the wind
But we chased after him like the wind
When suddenly he turned and he grinned
Your pie was quite yummy
He said patting his tummy
But we chased after him like the wind
When suddenly he turned and he grinned
Your pie was quite yummy
He said patting his tummy
And I admit that I'm really a Greek.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts
They tend to think only of thrift
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts
They tend to think only of thrift
Expect something cheap
Gifts no one would keep
