The Olympics are grander than ever
Himself from TV I can't sever
The Olympics are grander than ever
Himself from TV I can't sever
'Oh no, I'm not skiving,
I'm watching the diving'
The Olympics are grander than ever
Himself from TV I can't sever
'Oh no, I'm not skiving,
I'm watching the diving'
May Olympia live on forever!!
It is famous to now seek the Gold,
And they will do it until they're too old...
It is famous to now seek the Gold,
And they will do it until they're too old...
Theyll hustle and bustle
And twist every muscle
It is famous to now seek the Gold,
And they will do it until they're too old...
Theyll hustle and bustle
And twist every muscle
And their stories will always be told.
The heptathlon looks very demanding
The heptathlon looks very demanding
In high jumps I fear for their landing
Will they land on flat feet
Or fall on their seat
The heptathlon looks very demanding
In high jumps I fear for their landing
Will they land on flat feet
Or fall on their seat
Or tumble about notwithstanding
Ben Ainslie's got gold in the Finn
The right kind of boat to be in
Disqualification
Appalled the whole nation
But he Finn-ished it off with a win
The ladies marAthon today
Brings tactics and grit into play
The ladies marAthon today
Brings tactics and grit into play
They have such great stamina
Particularly Canada
The ladies marAthon today
Brings tactics and grit into play
They have such great stamina
Particularly Canada,
But Paula's OUR bet for the day.
My bus leaves at one for Heathrow
In a 747 I'll go.
My bus leaves at one for Heathrow
In a 747 I'll go
I'm off to see Hong Kong
But not to play Ping Pong
My bus leaves at one for Heathrow
In a 747 I'll go
I'm off to see Hong Kong
But not to play ping pong
Though they do play that there, don'cha know
Our Clare's flying east, to Cathay
By my reckoning that's quite a way
Our Clare's flying east, to Cathay
By my reckoning that's quite a way
Hope her trip goes well
And she has lots to tell
Our Clare's flying east, to Cathay
By my reckoning that's quite a way
Hope her trip goes well
And she has lots to tell
We will think of her while she's away.
To travel can be lots of fun
As long as you're not on ' the run'--
To travel can be lots of fun
As long as you're not on ' the run'--
Try to pack lightly
And get rest nightly
firefly wrote:To travel can be lots of fun
As long as you're not on ' the run'--
Try to pack lightly
And get rest nightly
Cuz your luggage is lost in the sun.
I went to a bar in Brazil,
everybody was over the hill.
I went to a bar in Brazil;
Everybody was over the hill:
There were dancing girls laughing
I went to a bar in Brazil;
Everybody was over the hill:
There were dancing girls laughing
Big boobs they were staffing
I just hope they were on the pill!
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John left the girl's place in a hurry...
John left the girl's place in a hurry
After stealing her precious lamb curry.
But she'll soon find the knave
And bring him to his grave
John left the girl's place in a hurry
After stealing her precious lamb curry.
But she'll soon find the knave
And bring him to his grave
Spiced nicely, he'll not have to worry.
If one's young at heart...
If one's young at heart...what else matters?
Well, some funds to enjoy life, for starters
In New Mexico
On the patti-I-o
Just watching the birds- mind those splatters!
It's rained around these parts for weeks
