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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Sun 20 Jun, 2004 11:48 am
The temperature's dropped ten degrees
My knees feel like they're in a deep freeze
But, I'm not complaining
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 20 Jun, 2004 12:12 pm
The temperature's dropped ten degrees
My knees feel like they're in a deep freeze
But, I'm not complaining
At least it's stopped raining
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Vivien
 
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Reply Sun 20 Jun, 2004 12:38 pm
The temperature's dropped ten degrees
My knees feel like they're in a deep freeze
But, I'm not complaining
At least it's stopped raining
Great! I'm soon of on my holidees Very Happy <vacation to some>

I'm really in need of a break
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Sun 20 Jun, 2004 05:28 pm
I'm really in need of a break
I need to roll, rattle and shake
Chase away the blues
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Sententia
 
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Reply Sun 20 Jun, 2004 06:33 pm
I'm really in need of a break
I need to roll, rattle and shake
Chase away the blues
Down some booze
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Vivien
 
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Reply Mon 21 Jun, 2004 02:30 pm
I'm really in need of a break
I need to roll, rattle and shake
Chase away the blues
Down some booze
and a pub lunch, some chips and ... a steak?

The beach, blue sea and some sun
that's the way my minds starting to run
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jun, 2004 05:15 pm
The beach, blue sea and some sun
that's the way my minds starting to run.
Some piña coladas
The sound of cicadas
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Vivien
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jun, 2004 07:29 am
The beach, blue sea and some sun
that's the way my minds starting to run.
Some piña coladas
The sound of cicadas
Got my ticket and packing's all done

I mustn't forget the sun lotion
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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jun, 2004 07:34 am
I mustn't forget the sun lotion -
You get terribly tanned on the ocean -
And diarrhoea pills
For intestinal ills -
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mithie
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jun, 2004 07:55 am
-all of which set my bowels in motion.

Laughing

Two pancakes walk down Broadway
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Vivien
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 09:10 am
Two pancakes walk down Broadway
just finished rehearsing a play
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mithie
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 12:06 pm
Two pancakes walk down Broadway
just finished rehearsing a play
"ROMEO!" cried the first
"FOR THY LOVE I THIRST!"
Reply: "HOLY CRAP A TALKING PANCAKE!"

(Okay, way, play, and cake are near rhymes but I couldn't resist throwing in a bit of classical humor Smile

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Dear Mrs. Robinson, you are the love of my life.
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Sententia
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 06:24 pm
Dear Mrs. Robinson, you are the love of my life.
For you, I have bloodied the point of this knife.
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 09:57 pm
Dear Mrs. Robinson, you are the love of my life.
For you, I have bloodied the point of this knife.
Please say it ain't so
For Love comes to blow

{PS. Nice prose Rolling Eyes but this here's L'mrck
form i.e, "there once was a twerp from Toledo"...

(Check the cadence... bawdy is good 2 Twisted Evil

Party on!
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jun, 2004 12:14 am
Jose Cuervo wrote:
Dear Mrs. Robinson, you are the love of my life.
For you, I have bloodied the point of this knife.
Please say it ain't so
For Love comes to blow

{PS. Nice prose Rolling Eyes but this here's L'mrck
form i.e, "there once was a twerp from Toledo"...

(Check the cadence... bawdy is good 2 Twisted Evil

Party on!


Okay professor, hey! Jose, long time no see, let's put it into Limerick form:

Mrs Robinson, love of my life
Whose blood is that here on this knife?
Please say it ain't so
For love comes to blow
Who's just gone and slaughtered my wife?

Divorces can be long and tiresome
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jun, 2004 02:52 am
Divorces can be long and tiresome,
but they bring the sweet smell of freedom,
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Vivien
 
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Reply Sat 26 Jun, 2004 02:00 am
Divorces can be long and tiresome,
but they bring the sweet smell of freedom,
but that knife it cuts cleaner
even if it is meaner
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Sat 26 Jun, 2004 09:12 am
Divorces can be long and tiresome,
but they bring the sweet smell of freedom,
but that knife it cuts cleaner
even if it is meaner
Like OJ, you can cut & bleed'em

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There once was a Yankee named Kerry...
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 26 Jun, 2004 09:23 am
here once was a Yankee named Kerry
Who was horribly sick on a ferry.
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mithie
 
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Reply Sat 26 Jun, 2004 09:54 am
here once was a Yankee named Kerry
Who was horribly sick on a ferry.
So he said to Mr. Bush
I'm going to kick your tush
Stop rocking the boat or you'll be sorry.

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Once lived a rabbit who was fond of cookies
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