Though money is tight at the moment
That statement, heartfelt, is just SO meant
I know the stork got the address wrong
'cos a millionaire's lifestyle's where I belong
Though money is tight at the moment,
That statement, heartfelt, is just so meant;
I know the stork got the address wrong
'Cause a millionaire's lifestyle's where I belong;
Maybe injury'd get me that pent?
There was this guy from old Tennasee,--
For example,-- who poured on his knee
There was this guy from old Tennasee,--
For example,-- who poured on his knee
some warm embrocation
with a wild incantation
There was this guy from old Tennasee,--
For example,-- who poured on his knee
some warm embrocation
with a wild incantation
As he dreamt of his out-of-court fee.
But not all folk are twisted and flawed,
But not all folk are twisted and flawed,
Each man a brute, each girl a bawd -
No, some are quite straight
But not all folk are twisted and flawed,
Each man a brute, each girl a bawd -
No, some are quite straight
and with glee cogitate
But not all folk are twisted and flawed,
Each man a brute, each girl a bawd -
No, some are quite straight
and with glee cogitate
Some even believe in a Gawd!
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I love those ol' Dog Days of Summer...
I love those ol' Dog Days of Summer...
That icy month of March was a bummer
I love those ol' Dog Days of Summer...
That icy month of March was a bummer
No ice round here now
I love those ol'Dog Days of Summer...
That icy month of March was a bummer
No ice round here now
Just a lot of heat and perspiring towel
I love those ol'Dog Days of Summer...
That icy month of March was a bummer
No ice round here now
Just a lot of heat and perspiring towel
Let's put the top down on the Hummer!
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The price now of gas seems outrageous
The price now of gas seems outrageous
But I rather find it quite contagious
To raise it up
So that I can sup
he price now of gas seems outrageous
But I rather find it quite contagious
To raise it up
So that I can sup
You mean that you are gas-o-phagous? (gas-eating)
My roses are blooming a treat
My roses are blooming a treat
I wish that they were good to eat
My roses are blooming a treat
I wish that they were good to eat
But the scent intoxicates
My roses are blooming a treat
I wish that they were good to eat
But the scent intoxicates
And that thorn exasperates
My roses are blooming a treat
I wish that they were good to eat
But the scent intoxicates
And that thorn exasperates
I think I'll go spray them with deet
(Poetic licence: of course, DDT is a banned insecticide so kids, do not try this at home.)
My roses, floribunda, are blooming
My roses, floribunda, are blooming
and my dog is need of a grooming
My roses, floribunda, are blooming
and my dog is need of a grooming
roses are indeed edible
though it may sound incredible
My roses, floribunda, are blooming
and my dog is need of a grooming
roses are indeed edible
though it may sound incredible
But here a great storm cloud is looming.
The temperature's dropped ten degrees
