Perpetual Limerick (:3=

There once was a virgin from Lahr (rhymes with car)
Who took me for rides in her car
Her mood was mellow
And I'm such a nice fellow
That I sat there and just strummed my guitar

Left-handers are often maligned,
But if you research you will find,

Left-handers are often maligned,
But if you research you will find,
They're quirky and wild..

Left-handers are often maligned,
But if you research you will find,
They're quirky and wild..
And easily riled







we have cah's, bah's lah's and stah's in boston. ah's ah silent like i should be right now...

Left-handers are often maligned,
But if you research you will find,
They're quirky and wild..
And easily riled
And some are clean out of their mind.


I'm glad I've discovered the Lim

I'm glad I've discovered the Lim
Although my prospects are quite dim,

I'm glad I've discovered the Lim
Although my prospects are quite dim,
It soars like the Phoenix
And powered by Linux
It's here! So indulge your whim!



Sorry, so glad to find the Limerick was I, I quite got carried away and wrote three consecutive lines.
Thanks Seal, for transferring it over.

And, hey, I've gotta say,
Where's our erstwhile friend Jose?
Poets like him are hard to find
Scents of Yuma, quirky mind
Hope to read some more stuff here
In another rhymin' year.

OK your starter:

When the vulture takes wing overhead.....

When the vulture takes wing overhead.....
You better hope that he's been well fed

When the vulture takes wing overhead.....
You better hope that he's been well fed
For, if he wants food,
He can be rather rude..

When the vulture takes wing overhead.....
You better hope that he's been well fed
For, if he wants food,
He can be rather rude..
And eats animals alive or dead

Said the nurse to the patient, "Oh dear,

Said the nurse to the patient, "Oh dear,
I know you will think me quite queer..."

I've forgotten your illness I fear...


(H'lo McTag. Jose's been around but not frequently.)

Said the nurse to the patient, "Oh dear,
I know you will think me quite queer...
Your notes they got lost
And my job it will cost .."

Said the nurse to the patient, "Oh dear,
I've forgotten your illness I fear
Your notes they got lost
And my job it will cost
No problem! Another clinic is near!

By mixing and matching the lines

By mixing and matching the lines
With words and phrases of all kinds..

By mixing and matching the lines
With words and phrases of all kinds..
You get to the end
With a kind of a blend

By mixing and matching the lines
With words and phrases of all kinds..
You get to the end
With a kind of a blend
Like certain australian wines

There once was an old kangaroo...

There once was an old kangaroo
Who sat on his tail in the loo

There once was an old kangaroo
Who sat on his tail in the loo
He struggled in pain
As he waited in vain...

There once was an old kangaroo
Who sat on his tail in the loo
He struggled in pain
As he waited in vain...
And ended up deep in doo-doo.

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There once was a beautiful lady
Whose rep was considerably shady