The ozzies beat us at cricket,
It really takes the biscuit
They're riding high now,
But soon 'twill be "Pow!"
As rugger takes over from wicket
Oops sorry, next line:-
The sun has come out in the UK,
Its made for a quite pleasant day,
The sun has come out in the UK,
Its made for a quite pleasant day,
But don't know how long tis will last,
The clouds seem to be gathering fast,
So while the sun shines, make hay !!
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To see their Great Aunt Lil,
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To go and see their great Aunt Lil
When Jackie got there
His Auntie was bare
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To go and see their great Aunt Lil
When Jackie got there
His Auntie was bare
So poor Jack and Jill were quite ill.
There once was a ferret quite horny...
There once was a ferret quite horny (Oh!)
So he sailed off to the island of Borneo
There once was a ferret quite horny (Oh!)
So he sailed off to the island of Borneo
There he got frisky
(Grrrrr Cheat!)
There once was a ferret quite horny
Who ran under a bush that was thorny
There he got frisky
Though the brambles were risky
There once was a ferret quite horny
Who ran under a bush that was thorny
There he got frisky
Though the brambles were risky
Soon many wee ferrets were borny - oh!
I've been thinking a lot about Life...
I've been thinking a lot about life
And the wisdom of sweet Barney Fife
(deja vu... didn't we have just this couplet on the thread on aBuzz a year ago?)
(If I had a smegging idea who Barney Fife was I might be able to tell you)
I've been thinking a lot about life,
And the wisdom of sweet Barney Fife,
Although this is quite lost on our Deb,
Other friends have trodden ahead,
I've been thinking a lot about life,
And the wisdom of sweet Barney Fife,
Although this is quite lost on our Deb,
Other friends have trodden ahead,
So I've cut this out with a knife
Back to the correct form of Limerick , I have been a naughty boy and not adhering to the Limerick convention ( Ballydoyle 1912)so here goes:-
The rabbit made a wonderful pie,
The rabbit made a wonderful pie,
And, though I'm SO loath to lie...
The rabbit made a wonderful pie,
And, though I'm SO loath to lie...
It wouldn't fit on my plate
So its gone down my gate
The rabbit made a wonderful pie,
And, though I'm SO loath to lie
It wouldn't fit on my plate
So it's gone down my gate
Which is proof that our rabbit is sly
There once was a virgin from Lahr
There once was a virgin from Lahr
That took me for rides in her cah...
There once was a virgin from Lahr (rhymes with car)
Who took me for rides in her car
Her mood was mellow
And I'm such a nice fellow
