Magnificent work is a man
But he gums it up fast as he can
By roses he goes
Ignoring his nose
So sayeth our dear friend Diane.
Man should really take time to enjoy
Man should really take time to enjoy
and kicky's thread is a well thought out ploy
To keep us from working
just playing and shirking
<brilliant thread that story one sentence at a time>
Man should really take time to enjoy
and kicky's thread is a well thought out ploy
To keep us from working
just playing and shirking
Like a two year old with a new toy.
But it keeps our wits sharp as a razor,
But it keeps our wits sharp as a razor,
To be dodging the bomb and the tazer:
But it keeps our wits sharp as a razor,
To be dodging the bomb and the tazer:
and Miss Otis is busy
But it keeps our wits sharp as a razor,
To be dodging the bomb and the tazer:
Miss Otis is busy
And whizzers are whizzy
But it keeps our wits sharp as a razor,
To be dodging the bomb and the tazer:
Miss Otis is busy
And whizzers are whizzy
She works for whomever pays 'er
Moggie Thatcher's the name of a cat
Moggie Thatcher's the name of a cat
Oh really? I did not know that
Moggie Thatcher's the name of a cat
that ate pounds of gun powder STAT
Sorry, dagmar, McT pipped you at the post.
Moggie Thatcher's the name of a cat
Oh really? I did not know that
She's a rather dirty fighter
And a hisser and a biter
Moggie Thatcher's the name of a cat
Oh really? I did not know that
She's a rather dirty fighter
And a hisser and a biter
But diagonally, she knows where it's at.
Did you ever rue a day spent at play?
Did you ever rue a day spent at play?
No, it blows all those cobwebs away
Did you ever rue a day spent at play?
No, it blows all those cobwebs away
Take time to smell roses
Before the day closes...
Did you ever rue a day spent at play?
No, it blows all those cobwebs away
Take time to smell roses
Before the day closes...
And you'll not regret it, no way
Way rhymes with way, it's a cinch
Way rhymes with way, it's a cinch
Any port in a storm, at a pinch
Inspiration can sag
So if rhyming's your bag
Way rhymes with way, it's a cinch
Any port in a storm, at a pinch
Inspiration can sag
So if rhyming's your bag
There's inch, clinch, lynch and goldfinch.
My nephew is wedding tomorrow,
My nephew is wedding tomorrow
So I wonder if I could just borrow
A tenner or two
A hundred'll do
My nephew is wedding tomorrow
So I wonder if I could just borrow
A tenner or two
A hundred'll do
repayment will hopefully follow
Though money is tight at the moment
Though money is tight at the moment
That statement, heartfelt, is just SO meant
